Me: *reading and walking*
Me: *walks over boulder*
Me: *evades ditch*
Me: *scurries from gathered mundies*
Me: *jumps over lake*
Me: *dodges car*
Me: *circles around tree*
Me: *crawls under bench*
Me: *skillfully descends down a cliff*
Me: *darts through bushes*
Me: *strolls through traffic*
Me: *almost but DOESN'T trip over the neighborhood cat*
Me: *looks up once from book*
Me: *sees house*
Me: Oh hey look, I'm almost home!
Me: *goes back to reading and walking*
Me: *runs face-first into a random pole*
. . .
*twice*