Sticks and stones may break your bones, but books and TV shows will hurl, destroy, and burn your feelings until you're nothing-- good luck, Newbie.

OKAY I'M READING THE BOOK THIEF BY MARKUS ZUSAK

It is one of the most beautiful, heartfelt, amazing books I have ever read. I LOVE IT!

I'M NOT DONE YET! IF ANYONE SPOILS I SWEAR THAT I WILL NOT GIVE OUT COOKIES FOR A MONTH!!!

It's already so sad. Oh my gods I've cried so much. I have about one hundred or so pages left and I feel pretty empty and dead inside. It's beautifully devastating and I'm not even done.

EVERYONE READ THIS BOOK!

ALSO! ANNOUNCEMENT!!

So, I decided to do this thing which I made up, if anyone else has done this then COOL!

Okay, so every day I'll be posting a quote on my message board. It could be from a book or a TV show or whatever. You guys' job is to guess the book/TV show title, and the character who says it (if anyone-- because rhetorical statements. If its rhetorical then just say so).

I can't really offer a reward other than cookies and the satisfaction of guessing correctly, but yeah, it should be fun.

I'll be posting the first one right after I update this chapter.

This isn't a race of 'see who can answer first' since that's unfair, considering timesones. Just something for fun.

If I don't update it, I either died or something unexpected happened-- idk what my future has in store.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that. And if y'all want to adopt this, then go right ahead. I won't reprimand you or scream about plagiarizing or whatever.

Anyway, that's all! Get some cookies and a copy of The Book Thief, and be on your way!