Me: *casually talking to self because I'm like Gollum except creepier*
Me: So as it turns out practically all of my greatest friends have given me death threats
Mom: WUT
Me: And I've been kidnapped several times
Mom: WUT
Me: And I've died several thousand times
Mom: WUT
Me: C'mon Mom. You can figure this out.
Mom: *realization kicks in*
Mom: Oooooh
Mom: You're weird
Mom: *leaves*
Me: Nothing like spirit-lifting motivation from your mother!
Me: *continues to look up Undertale fanart*
Me: *hugs Sans plush toy* (If I HAD one) (See all of the memes about Leonardo Dicrapio's "oscar" that died when he finally got one) (I want a Sans plushie)

FIRSTLY, EVERYONE ON UNDERTALE HAS TRIED TO KILL ME. EVERYONE. EXCEPT SANS! And I guess Papyrus too but he did force me to do the easiest, most funny puzzles in the world, dumped me (all time low: I was rejected on the first "date". By a skeleton. Like geez, I knew I have as much attraction as a slug deteriorating in salt, but still. Way to tell me, Papyrus.) And kidnapped me three times even though the bars were conveniently large.
But we're awesome friends. Sans, Papyrus, and I are a TEAM! Go team Two-skeletons-one-DIE-HUMAN! *Mettaton added the last bit*

I FINISHED PACIFIST AND I'M GONNA START GENOCIDE I'M GONNA DIE OF FEELS I KNOW THAT

I CANT KILL THESE BABIES EVEN THOUGH THEY WANTED TO MURDER ME *glance at Mettaton*

NO SPOILERS

SECONDLY I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED READING THE FELLOWSHIP! WHOOP ME!

It was spectacular. EXCEPT THOSE EIGHTY PAGES OF WALKING IN THAT STUPID FOREST, DESCRIBING THE SCENERY AND TREES

I HATE THE FOREST
I WILL BURN IT ONE DAY
THE REST OF THE SHIRE IS GREAT
JUST NOT THAT FOREST
*lengthy glare*

And my brother was like, "I LOVED THE FOREST!" (He's stupid). SO we had a fight about the forest.

EVEN PIPPIN GOT MAD AT THE FOREST *High five Pippin* (I love Pippin. And Gollum. I've discussed this. Don't judge. Actually, judge. That's a weird quirk. Liking Gollum. (read: obsessing over. I was a little kid. He was my role model, like Han Solo and Jack Sparrow. That explains everything about how I turned out).

LASTLY, BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF FANGIRLY

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THWOSJANKAPAKANAJAKSKSIJAKSJDJSMWKSKMSJEJWJSMSKAGSFSSO R GK

THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

WELL, ALLONS-Y!

BYEEEEE!

WAIT

THREE MORE THINGS

1.

AWWWWE

2.

I WANT THEM

3.

Sweet dreams!