Person #1: I ship Percabeth
Person #2: I OTP Percabeth
Person #3: I Argo II Percabeth
Person #4: I Millennium Falcon Percabeth
Person #5: I Rampion Percabeth
Person #6: I Black Pearl Percabeth
Person #7: I Jolly Roger Percabeth
Person #8: I TARDIS Percabeth
Person #9: I Titanic Percabeth
Everyone else: . . .
Person #2: The Titanic sank
Person #9: Exactly
Everyone: Get out