Like the title? It reminded me of this:

I meant the third one, but lol I love these too much to not post. I LOVE PIPPIN AND MERRY THEY'RE SO BROTP!!

Okay anyway, without further aideu, I present *drumroll*

Characters: *drumroll*
Characters: *drumroll stretches*
Characters: *extensively*
Me: OKAY, THATS ENOUGH!
Simon: *continues to drum*
Me: SIMON, SHUTUP!
Simon: *glances at me with a wide-eyed, innocent face*
Me: Tessa, you do the honors.
Tessa: *gets on podium*
Peeta: Where are the Percy Jackson characters?
Me: Well, the amazing characters from the Percy Jackson fandom have been banned from making announcements, due to their consistent interruptions and the fatality count we usually have with them.
Leo: *banging on a window furiously with a sign that reads: YOU CANNOT BAN THE MCSHIZZLE!*
*The rest of the Percy Jackson characters are staring aggravated daggers at Leo's head*
*especially Nico, who actually HAS daggers*
Me: ALRIGHT, SETTLE DOWN! I knew this would happen. Tessa, continue.
Tessa: *opens mouth*
Jem and Will: YEAAAAH!!! GO TESSA!! WHOOP! WE LOVE YOU TESSA!
Tessa: *points at Will*
Tessa: THAT is where you derived from, Jace.
Jace: My ancestors are almost as hot as I am.
Everyone, including the banned PJO characters sitting glumly behind glass: *rolls eyes*
Me: OKAY QUIET! Is this what it feels like to be a substitute teacher?
Cinder: YES!
Cinder: I FELT THAT WAY!
Cinder: EXCEPT I WAS SUBSTITUTE QUEEN
Cinder: ALONE!
Thorne: I HELPED HER
Cinder: *scowls* What'd you do?
Thorne: Oh? Other than give you a ride in my ship,
Kai: Uh, legally--
Thorne: assist you in a rebellion, almost die like a million times, and have you REPAINT MY SHIP? I brought you mints every Tuesday, Your Majesty *mock bow*
Percy: *mouths* She's a queen?
Cinder: DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON--
Me: BACK TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT!
Tessa, resume.
Tessa: Dearest readers, I have an announcement.
Mr. D: *behind glass* *inaudible yelling that sounds like: WELL NO DUH! PETER JOHNSON, has she not repeated herself enough times to inform us of this announcement?* *more raging*
Percy: *hands Mr. D a snickers*
Mr. D: *eats the snickers*
Percy: *inaudible* Better?
Mr. D: *same*
Annabeth: *inaudible* He's always like this. There is no 'better'.
Me: GUYS! WE'RE STRAYING FROM THE POINT!
Papyrus: *walks over*
Papyrus: *knocks on a door*
Papyrus: SANS?
Papyrus: DO YOU WANNA DO A PUZZLE? THE DEATH RATE IS SLIGHTLY LESS! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AN HOUR, COME OUT THE DOOR, ITS LIKE YOU'VE GONE ON ANOTHER KETCHUP-HIGH . . . I GUESS.
WE'RE STILL BEST BUDDIES, BUT YOU REFUSE TO DO THIS PUZZLE, I THINK I KINDA KNOW WHY! DO YOU WANNA DO A PUZZLE? IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE AS DEADLY!
Sans: it wasn't anyway
Papyrus: GEE THANKS BYE
Me: *facepalms*
Newt: It cannot get more unsuccessful than this.
Leo: *melts glass*
Newt: Oh look at that, I was wrong.
Me: *steely gaze*
Nico: *steely gaze back*
Hazel: *steps up*
Hazel: We will be good.
Gally: *raises eyebrow* (A/N: *Jack Sparrow's voice* I couldn't resist, mate.)
Frank: To ensure this, we're binding up Leo
Leo: WHAT?!
Annabeth: Here's the strategy--
Percy: GRAB HIS ARMS!
Annabeth: SEAWEED BRAIN! UGH!
Tris: Continue, Tessa.
*Leo's muffled screams are heard in the distance*
Tessa: Er
Will: IGNORE IT! WE LOVE YOU, TESSA! Jem and I. NO ONE ELSE! *glare at Jace*
Jace: EW, TESSA AND I ARE RELATED!
Alec: *cough* never stopped you before . . .
Jace: FIRST OF ALL--
Me: TESSA JUST ANNOUNCE IT!
Tessa: OKAY!
Piper: *charmspeak* SHUTUP EVERYONE
Everyone: *silence*
Me: WHY DIDNT YOU JUST DO THAT BEFORE?
Piper: *inclines head towards glass barrier*
Reyna: See? We're useful.
Me: Thanks. Tessa, go on. AND NO MORE CHEERING, JEM AND WILL
Jem and Will: *dissapointed mutters*
Tessa: So, CBG and bookqueen_101 decided to hold a contest, in which the title of this comes to play.
Leo: *muffled yelling*
Finnick: *feeds Blackjack some sugar cubes and nuzzles him*
Percy: HEY, STOP, YOU'LL SPOIL HIM!
Finnick: *shoves sugar in Percy's mouth*
Tessa: *eye twitches at the disruption*
Tessa: These are the requirements: You must comment on both of their latest chapters in their fangirl books--
Katniss: What's a fangirl?
Jace: They won't leave me alone *shudders*
Clary: *holds on to Jace's arm protectively*
Nico: I know what you mean! This one girl gave me a *rasps* hug. It was awful.
Will Solace: *hugs Nico*
Nico: *pretends to be agitated but is secretly happy*
Me: SOLANGELO AWW PAUSE
Everyone: AWWWW
Nico: *blushes* (A/N: AWWW AGAIN)
Haymitch: Resume
Tessa: You must follow both of them--
Peeta: I remember following Katniss around when we were little
Me: And that is how my favorite stalker ship was born.
Tessa: If you do this, you shall in turn receive a shoutout--
Tobias: *shouts*
Tessa: and the magnanimous gift of . . . blue cookies?
Percy: WHAT
Percy: WHY WOULD YOU GIVE AWAY MY FOOD?
Annabeth: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF HIM?
Sally: Don't worry! You'll get some!
Percy: You're . . . sure?
Sally: I practically invented those. You'll get some.
Percy: *relaxes* I'm starving.
Leo: *tries to agree through his gag*
Tessa: That's it. If you had all only listened, we could have been over in a few sentences.
Magnus: This was more interesting. *throws glitter and exits*
Alec: *rushes behind him*
Izzy: Well it was certainly more fun
Leo: *burns through ropes*
Leo: THE MCSHIZZLE IS VICTORIOUS!
Me: RUN GUYS!
Everyone: *exits*
Leo: *sees bag of cookies*
Leo: Don't tell Percy
Leo: *eats cookies*