Here are some Valentine and Winchester mistakes y'all. I honestly forgot i wrote and unpublished this so uh- its back-

"No way! THE Dean Incest?!" -Valery Mc'Call.

"Hey Sam, give me a piss would ya?!" -Zeeriana Valentine

"Alive Valentine is dead." - Podities. (Irony 101)

"I'll drive the impaled, you watch out for Dead!" -Sam Winchester

"Well. That just made my gay." -Alice Valentine.

"Why don't we relax, and watch some good ol' Sexame Street huh?" -Dean Winchester.

"Look look! I told you! It's a real uniporn!" - Zeeriana Valentine

"I'll intoxicate the child." - Castiel

"Yeah go ahead and drive off the cliff, but don't expect me to drive down too and have your ass." Zeeriana Valentine

"Aww look, a Winnie the Porn stuffed animal!" Alice Valentine

"You're.... You're fucking a stick Castiel." Dean Winchester.

"Ten inches deep? Jesus Christ Dean we aren't the Incestchesters!" Sam Winchester

"I'm Sam, this is my boner Dean." Sam Winchester.

"And now Miya is turned on becsuse of a goddamn pediatrician!" Sam Winchester

"I think you pissed off the pony." Dean Winchester

"Somewhere up there, in the sky, your dad is watching over a zoo. Smiling and hitting innocents." Alice and Zee's mother

"Holy hell. It smells like rotten car shit in here." Alice Valentine

"No! No one touches my Booby!" Dean Winchester.

"Shit. I think we just a rooster."
Valery Mc'Call

"I really do enjoy this Samburger."
Kalmiya