(13)Bad Luck
Fluttershout's POV
Bad luck? Oh boy! Lucky number 13, chapter 13!! Yes, the Diabonds, Wizards, demigods, Twilight sparcake—I mean sparkle and Pokemon people have taught us the art of breaking the fourth wall....and it didn't take as long as I thought.
"Think outside the box'' Elisha said.
"Wait seriously that's it?" Brutalight asked.
"Yea" Percy said.
"Wow....my head will hurt for a while" I said.
"Yea....I don't think ApplePills would get it anytime soon with what she does all the time" Michai said. It looked at ApplePills and she collapsed on the floor again...probably the seventh time. She is way too addicted to pills.
"Now...you can understand the art of breaking the fourth wall....we shall eat some lunch" Muffs said standing up.
"You have more meat?" Pinkus said.
"Uh....Can you eat anything besides humans?" Muffs asked.
"...no" Pinkus said.
"I know someone that loves killing trespassers or rapers and eats them. He should probably be in.......that forest" Elisha said pointing at the window.
"I guess we'll land there" Leo said going to the deck.
-in the forest-
"Please be careful in the forest. Um, this place would be creepy but it's normal. Lots of trespassers comes here and random rapers but we can get a supply of dead people here for Pinkus" Elisha said.
"Freaky! I like freaky" I said.
"I wish I just stayed at the ship" Dakota said hiding behind Safari.
"We're here!!" Elisha said. We were in the middle of the forest and there was nothing around us at all.
"Uh...Elisha? There's nothing here?" Percy asked.
"Um...wait" Elisha stomped her foot twice and clapped. The floor opened up and we all started to fall.
"AHHH" Almost everyone shouted. Not all of us can fly, I wasn't sure if Elisha was leading us to our deaths. Not only that but since I'm a human I can't fly without my wings. Rainbine is a cyborg so she can fly pony or not!!
"NETWOLF" Elisha shouted from nowhere.
A net sprang out of nowhere and our faces were 2 inches away from the ground. My heart was beating very fast but it went back to its normal pace.
"WHAT THE F*CK, ELISHA. NEXT TIME GIVE A HEADS UP" Rarifruit said.
"I really wished....I—" Dakota fainted.
"....Uh, we'll bring her back later" Elisha said.
"Grrr" I heard a growl beside me. It smelled like dog...but....it wasn't really— oh no it's a—
"WOLF" I shouted.
"Calm down...you're humans anyways. Uh hi Bork?" Elisha said waving. The wolf shaked it's head.
"Oh it's you....but with a lot more people" Bork said.
"Uh...yea....we need a supply of human meat....and we really need it so do you—" Elisha got interrupted by four large bags of human organs.
"Done. I hunted around 20 rapers in just two seconds" Bork said holding a katana in his paw.
"This is our supply?" I asked.
"Yep." He said grabbing a bloody kidney and chewing on it.
Without looking I'm pretty sure everyone except the elements of Insanity and Elisha are going to vomit right now.
"If you need to know, I have a vomiting place if you do 2 left turns and a right" Bork said. Almost everyone ran away and left.
"Meaaaaat...." Pinkus said.
"Have one" Bork said tossing a heart to her. Pinkus started chewing on it.
"Want one?" Bork asked. I was about to say no but Elisha did that for us.
"Uh no thanks. Pinkus is the only cannibal here." Elisha said.
"So, that's the only reason you're here?" Bork asked.
"Hehe....yeah" Elisha said. Elisha teleported the meat to the ship probably.
"So...we're at the underground?" Painset asked.
"Yep" Elisha said.
"So...many...bugs" Rarifruit said looking around nervously.
"Hello....Ponies....Diamonds....Pokemons....Wizards....and Demigods" A voice echoing through the way we fell in. The voice said the Demigods like poison.
"That voice...." Elisha said.
"Elisha explain?" Bork asked.
"Hehe....um....let's say....I'm on a quest , okay....and all our enemies came back to life" Elisha said.
"Demigods.....Did you really think you can defeat me!!!" The voice said.
"GO AWAY DIRTFACE" Leo was heard somewhere else.
"It's me! The Goddess of the Earth is back!! All hail Gaea!!" The voice laughed.
Please prevent from saying you hate these people cause some of these are real people. Like Bork for example he's another Wattpad user here so just....don't....
-ElishDimensions
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