Today while I was on the bus a girl and her mom sat behind me and then this happened

Girl: mommy why is that boy eating her face?

Mom: ummmm. That's because they love each other

Girl: like you and daddy?

Mom: yeah like me and your dad

Girl: Oh I feel bad for him then

Mom: why?

Girl: because daddy always loses and sleeps on the couch

Me: *holding in my laughter*

This was hilarious for me! I was just sitting there reading. The girls mom looked at her and just started laughing. The little girl was so confused