==thirty-six==

"You're gonna play- what ?"

You were convinced the six men sitting in front of you were a bunch of chaotically crazy people who worked as part-time musicians, but it would sound offensive if said out loud. So you kept it to yourself, resorting to voicing out dumb questions instead.

"Do I need to repeat that word for her again?" Yoongi groaned.

"Never in my whole life have I ever had to think about how to set Seokjin up with a girl." Jungkook grunted, exasperated with the whole situation.

"That was one thing I thought he would be exceptionally good at, irrespective of his age."

Jimin nodded at that, half of his energy already seeming to have left his body.

"Neither did I, buddy.

At this point, I'd do anything to un-see all the times I've spotted him blushing like an overly sentimentality high school teen in a movie, thinking about his one and only soulmate. And I do not want to talk about his ears whenever you're mentioned, at all."

He then turned to you with a confused frown on his face.

"Does this bond do weird things to you?"

Blinking once, you tried to process his question, having to move on from imagining your soulmate blushing yet again.

"W-weird, as in?"

"Like, loosen a wire or two from your brain's circuit, you know.
Does something like that happen?"

"What? No."

You really wanted to give him a what the hell look at that moment, had Namjoon not interrupted with a knock on the surface of the wooden nightstand.

"Careful with the furniture." mumbled Taehyung, only to earn a death stare from the elder one.

"Can we try and focus on the matter of concern here for at least two minutes?"

"Okay. Listen Up." Hoseok held up a hand. "I think I might have thought of the quickest plan to get this over with."

"Pray enlighten us, your highness." Yoongi sarcastically beckoned him.

The other boy pursed his lips at that comment, tiny dimples showing up at the corners of his mouth.

"So, I really feel like this might work, and end our misery as soon as possible. H-"

"Oh come on get to the point already!" Jimin whined, impatiently stomping his feet on the carpet as he leaned forward.

Hoseok let out a frustrated sigh.

"I was about to do just that, dumbass. Now listen.

How about we just call him here right now and end this."

There was a moment of silence before Jimin jumped off the couch.

"You. Get Out. Dumbass."

"Wait why what did I even-"

"Why do you think we didn't bring him here with us? Would you voluntarily skip your way to your crush's room after a mishap like that?" The short guy divulged, shaking his head.

Said dumbass chuckled sheepishly.

"Uh-. Right. I wouldn't."

A moment later his face lit up, indicating the possibilities of him suggesting improvisations in his plan.

"Oh, then how about we make some excuse and call him somewhere else? And then y/n could go there and baam CONFESSION."

He emphasized the "baam" with a bit of physical action, earning a snort from Jimin.

"I guess we could do that." Namjoon agreed, staring at the bedside lamp, nodding his head.

He then turned to you. "What do you think?"

"M-me?"

You were starting to forget that you were supposed to be the benefactor of the whole discussion here.

Goodness, keeping up with a crackhead conversation among six men is hard work.

"Yeah, it's all your effort in the end that matters. We're just gonna think of a way and get him to come to you. What happens next is in your hands."

Right.

You are supposed to clean up your own mess.

You took a deep breath, bubbles of exhaustion bursting within your body as you inhaled.

You weren't past the "soulmates need to stick together like glue for now" stage yet.

"Yeah. We just need to get him out of his room somehow so that we can talk. I don't think he'll want to even look at me right now, so I doubt I'll be able to do that."

You eyes travelled from one face to another in front of you, finally stopping at the cupid for the evening.

"Yoongi can do it."

He sat up at the mention. "Wait. Why me?"

"Because you're the pink fairy's roommate, duh." Jimin answered for you.

"No."

It wasn't the pink fairy's roommate who objected.

Everyone's heads turned to Namjoon, who looked like he had a thousand calculations running through his head at that moment.

"Do you think he's not going to sense anything if Yoongi just calls him and gives him a random reason to walk out of his room? Man barely has time to ask anyone to meet up for dinner."

"Hey I'm not that bad."

"No wait, Namjoon's right." Jimin reflected, looking at the leader.

"And I personally think Jin would listen to our leader more easily than anyone else in this room."

"You want him to bell the cat, then?" Hoseok asked.

"Just a suggestion." Jimin shrugged.
"Our work would get a lot easier that way."

"But hey" Jungkook intervened, eyebrows twitching at the sudden thought.

"If you want to talk to someone in person, won't you prefer going to them instead of calling them to you?"

Your eyes widened in realisation.
"That's actually..... quite true."

"So now we dump the whole cat and the bell thing and barge into his room?" Taehyung questioned.

"We won't. She will." Namjoon pointed at you.
"We'll have to think of a way to get her to him without him closing the door in her face."

Ouch. That would hurt quite a bit.

"Jungkookie finally has a brain." Jimin remarked, snorting.

"I'd rather say it's reserved for special occasions only, shorty."

"Why you-"

"Okay, probably TMI, but" Yoongi divulged, succeeding at preventing yet another catfight as he pulled something out of the back pocket of his tattered jeans.

"I have the key card to our shared room."

The room went silent for a split second, only to be brought back to life by Jimin's irritated comment.

"Now I really don't know if we should kill you or hug the life out of you for finally revealing the TMI."

The elder one raised an eyebrow at that.

"Why would you kill-

Oh okay I should probably have revealed this earlier."

"So after a ridiculous amount of futile discussion, we have finally discovered that it is, in fact, quite easy to get to the pink fairy without any considerable problems." Hoseok declared, sighing.

"So now, do we just shout 'Run, BTS!' and begin with our mission?"

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oh well hello there looks who's back.

watch me updating and then disappearing for two months straight yet again 🤡

anyways, i assume this is the first update of the year so happy new year hehe

also TAKE ALL MY LOVE BECAUSE I'M REALLY SO LUCKY TO HAVE Y'ALL WAITING FOR MY UPDATES WITH SO MUCH PATIENCE GRR 🥺

(p.s.: jin's gonna get the confession in the next chapter I PROMISE 😭)

okay first things first who doesn't have a valentine this year do you wanna cry with me because we won't get to go on a date with kim namjoon or do you want me to throw a weirdass pickup line at you and be your date ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lmao just buy yourself a big chocolate and a bouquet of roses (or steal them that would be better) and be the fabulous single bich you are

and consider my offer for a date to be open for all until the 15th of february 00:00 kst BYE 🤠

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until next time, lovelies (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡