Imagine your OTP has just had a small, petty fight or argument. Neither one of them is really upset, they're just both kind of annoyed. "Come on, you know I love you." Says person A. "Prove it." Says person B. "Sure. I'd do anything for you." Says A. Person B then proceeds to tell A to do something absolutely ridiculous. A gladly does it, much to B's amusement.

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"How many times do I have to tell you: don't put the empty milk carton back in the fridge! It annoys me beyond all hell when I pour a bowl of cereal and go to take out the milk, only to find it empty," Jiro walks into the living room before turning to stare at her girlfriend. She lets out a huff that disturbs her asymmetrical bangs.

"Babe, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?" Yaoyorozu looks at the shorter female with raised eyebrows and a slight pout. "I thought it was a good reminder that we need to buy more milk."

"That's when you leave a note or write it on the stupid grocery list!" Jiro exclaims exasperated as she throws her hands up.

"Come on, this fight is stupid." Yaoyorozu reaches out and takes Jiro's hand in hers. "You know I love you."

"Oh yeah, prove it," Jiro stares at her with amusement glinting in her onyx eyes.

"Sure, I'd do anything for you." Yaoyorozu smiles tenderly as she stares at Jiro's face.

Jiro puts her free hand on her chin, contemplating how she should take advantage of this opportunity.

"Go outside and yell 'Kaminari Denki is the biggest slut to ever walk the face of the Earth'."

"Does this have anything to do with the fact he lives across the street?" The corners of Yaoyorozu's mouth quirk up.

"Shut up, and just go do it." Jiro pushes Yaoyorozu towards the front door impatiently.

To annoy her girlfriend slightly, Yaoyorozu leisurely makes her way onto the porch. The crisp night air is cold, clinging to every inch of bare skin it can reach. She pulls her large maroon sweater tighter around her muscular frame. She tries to suppress the shivers that run through her body as goosebumps pop up on her skin, and her teeth chatter.

She inhales deeply before screaming, "Kaminari Denki is the biggest slut to ever walk the face of the Earth!"

Behind her, Jiro bursts into a fit of hysterical laughter, practically falling to her knees. Yaoyorozu turns to see her girlfriend slapping her palm repeatedly into the weathered wood of their porch. She kneels beside Jiro, a fond smile curving on her lips.

Once Jiro is slightly calmed down Yaoyorozu takes her face in her hands and brings their lips together in a gentle kiss. Jiro happily reciprocates, bringing her arms to wrap around Yaoyorozu's neck, and moves her hands to tangle in her wavy black hair.

"I love you," Jiro whispers against her lips, so close she can virtually taste it.

"Me too." Yaoyorozu plants another soft kiss on the dark-haired girl she adores before pulling away. "I'll go buy more milk tomorrow. Kay?

Jiro nods with a content smile as she helps Yaoyorozu back onto her feet.

Across the street, Kaminari steps outside looking as if he was battling between being offended or amused.

"I—what—Yaomomo?! Jiro?!" Kaminari squawks indigently. "Why?!"

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I've been reading too many chat fics where Kaminari is referred to as a major slut so blame this on that.