Watari: we're such great parents! Right Roger?
Roger: yeah! :)
A: *commits suicide*
BB: *runs away and becomes a serial killer*
L: *emotionally distant af*
Near: *horrible at stating his feelings*
F: *dies*
Kujo: *becomes a bio terrorist*
Mello: *runs away and becomes a mafia boss*
Matt: *joins mafia*
Rollish: where did we go wrong...