Okay but imagine Flufferton and Muffin having a kitty play date cause their owners are freaks who want their kittens to have friends, and they get into a little fight, and it turns into Sebastian and Alex arguing like
"No way! Muffin's the one who started the fight! She bit poor Flufferton's ear!"
"Like hell! Flufferton scratched Muffin before that! Muffin was trying to defend herself from that little heathen!"
"He's innocent! Muffin's the evil one!"