Petir: //acts all nice but despises everyone inside// //fak you//

Tanah: //wadafak is responsibility//

Angin: //too serious to even take a joke// //surprisingly not edgy//

Api: //sly// //asshole towards everyone//

Air: //also acts nice// //fak you//

Daun: //so intelligent it's painful// //seduces people//

Cahaya: //acts nice// //Hates everyone inside//

***

Petir: Hey, Angin! I got you a new pair of jeans!

Angin: Hm? Oh, thank you, Petir.

The next day

Angin, wearing the new jeans outside: Why are these jeans falling apart!?

Petir: Hohohoho 😈

***

Tanah: You know what they say—

Cahaya: —when shit hits the fan—

Both: //dabs//

Both: //jumps off the balcony//

Daun: O_O

***

Api: Pranks are overrated. Let's see how Air deals with his mission sabotaged.

Air: //can't use powers because Api rigged it// //what the hell//

Air: //deep inhale//

Air: //ignores Api for the rest of his lifetime//

***

Daun, outside: OwO Look at all these chocolates!

Random Woman: //ohmygod this child is so cute// //this has to be illegal//

Random Woman: Do you want those chocolates? I would get the whole store for you!!

Daun: One would be enough, thanks! OwO

Random Woman: //heart attacks//

Five minutes later

Daun, looks around: Any unsuspecting fangirl? Good. Here comes one.

Daun: OwO Look at all these chocolates!

Random Woman #2: Would you want one?

Daun: Really?

Repeat and saturate the cuteness