it's a whole new world-
Here we have another roleplay where there's more ships such as Solhali and Gemhali- welp—
Ft. Reverse & OriBoi
Ft. Abby (FieryBlaze777) and Mia (ArianaFlame) as guests
Narrators: Reverse and OriBoi
Aladdin: Quake
Jafar: Solar
Jasmine: Thunderstorm
Lago (Jafar's parrot): Blaze
Genie: Cyclone
The King: Thorn
Abu: Ice
The Carpet: Reverse Cyclone
***
Thunderstorm, sweating: … kill me…
Quake: Never thought I'd say this… but… end me…
Cyclone, poking Reverse Cyclone: You're just like me! But creepier!
Reverse Cyclone: //sighs// Yes, I'm you.
Cyclone: But everyone here is me and I'm them, no?
Reverse Cyclone: No—I mean I am you. Literally.
Cyclone: Aren't we still the same person?
Reverse Cyclone: Yeah, but—
Reverse: //interrups Reverse Cyclone// STOP questioning it BEFORE I question my LIFE.
Boboiboy: This is going nowhere.
-the wall explodes-
Mia: I was promised PIZZA and DRAMA. I have NEITHER.
Abby: Mia, calm down before—
Thorn: //shrieks//
-the windows explodes too-
Abby: //siGh//
***
Reverse: A long long time ago where everyone were still idiots, there was a pathetic little piece of shit named Aladdin and he's a needy bitch—
Boboiboy: —AND he's a thief! One day, he was approached by a merchant, telling him that he would find all the treasures in the world… if he could bring him a lamp.
Quake: And I'm supposed to—? //stumbles as Ice hops onto his shoulder// Ice!!
Ice: Onwards. To the cave. //falls asleep//
Quake: DON'T SLEEP ON MY HEAD!! //drops Ice//
Ice: //still asleep//
Boboiboy: When he found the lamp, he brushed it because it was dusty.
Reverse: Correction; he molested i— //hit by Boboiboy//
Quake: So I'm just gonna?? Wipe it??
Boboiboy: Yeah.
Quake: //wipes it with his finger//
Mia: //screaming through a megaphone// DO YOU KNOW WHAT WIPING IS!? WHAT THE ACTUAL POOP ARE YOU DOING!? WIPE HARDER YOU INSOLENT EXCUSE FOR A LEADER!!
Abby: Mia! No!
Quake: //turns to Boboiboy and Reverse// Who invited them?
Boboiboy: //shrugs// Don't know.
Reverse: Probably our excuse of a creator.
Scar: //sneezes//
Boboiboy: He wished to be a prince- so he can be with Jasmine.
Thunderstorm: //points middle finger at Boboiboy// Fuck you. //points to Quake// Fuck you too. //points to Solar, who is just reading// Especially fuck you.
Solar: //throws book at Thunderstorm// What did I do!?
Thunderstorm: //head gets hit by the book// Exist.
Abby: Why am I here… ._.
Blaze: Lmao mood.
*beep*
Quake: //standing on Reverse Cyclone's back// iT's A wHOlE nEW wOrlD—
Reverse Cyclone: I hate my life.
Thunderstorm:
Thunderstorm: //kicks Quake off//
Quake: //collapses on Reverse Cyclone//
-SPLAT-
Boboiboy: //winces//
*beep*
Reverse: In a desperate act, Jasmine tried to distract Jafar from seeing Aladdin.
Thunderstorm: //turns around and points at Quake// There he is.
Quake: //falls off//
Blaze: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!!
Thunderstorm: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!
Cyclone: //tears the storybook// Are you shitting me-
Solar: Well then. //scoops up Thunderstorm and jumps out the window//
Everyone: O_O
*beep*
Blaze: Anything you can do I can do better.
Ice: I can do anything BETTER than you.
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't!
Ice: Yes I can!
Blaze: No you can't—
Reverse: CAN THE TWO OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP??!?!??!
-EXPLODES-
*BEEP--*
Thorn: You can't go out after dark! That means now! You can never go out when there's light too!
Thunderstorm: Then when CAN I go out!?
Thorn: Hmm… when carpets fly!
Reverse Cyclone: //flies by with Quake on his back//
Thorn:
Thunderstorm:
Thorn:
Thunderstorm:
Thorn:
Thunderstorm: Bye. //jumps out of window//
*beep*
Mia: So… you have to wear these? //holds up a Jasmine cosplay//
Thunderstorm: The shirt is so… revealing…
Abby: It's fine! You're all guys anyway. We won't laugh… much!
Boboiboy: It'll be alright. Just go change quick!
Thunderstorm: No.
Boboiboy: //turns to Reverse// He said no. Can he do that?
Reverse: No.
Boboiboy: //turns to Mia// He said no too. Can they do that?
Mia: No.
Boboiboy: //turns to Abby// They said no too. Can they—
Abby: Istg—
Thunderstorm: If you stfu, I'll change.
*beep*
Thunderstorm: //comes out wearing Jasmine's costume, the shirt exposing his shoulders, upper chest and belly//
Quake and Solar: //instant KO//
Ice: //holding nosebleed with hand// Th—this is unfair—
Blaze: //staring, face red//
Thorn: OwO
Abby: I—
Mia: WHY THE POOP ARE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN US HUH??
Reverse Cyclone: Maybe I could try it on my version of Hali too…
Reverse:
Boboiboy:
Reverse:
Boboiboy:
Reverse: What the fuck have you been doing—
*beep*
Thunderstorm, Quake and Solar have locked themselves in their rooms in shame/suffering from existential crisis
*beep*
Scar: //walking into the room holding coffee// So what'd I miss--
Everyone:
Scar: //looks around//
Scar: I'm just gonna… go.
Mia: Hold the fuck up thot—
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