Blaze: That would be $18, sir.

Thunderstorm: But I'm your brother.

Blaze: 

Blaze: $36, sir.

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Quake: *takes a sip of coffee, gags*

Cyclone: HAH! Jokes on you! I replaced your coffee with paint water!

Cyclone: 

Cyclone: qUAKE NO DON'T START CHUGGING-

* * *

Solar: They said no perfect person exists, but here I am.

Thunderstorm: Your parents didn't die for your future, but you're here anyway.

* * *

Thorn: In a happy mood, walking downtown,

Random Stranger: SOMEONE HELP! THE HERO THUNDERSTORM AND BLAZE ARE FIGHTING IN A STORE!

Thorn: Walking faster,

* * *

Ice: Look! Look over there!

Blaze: *turns to an empty street* What?

Ice: That's what you'll sound like when you find the villain. I'm BLIND!

* * *

Quake: If you're not going to confess, then I'm going to bust out the big guns.

Blaze: I don't think a pink hello kitty costume can be considered a 'big gun.'

Quake: *stares straight into Blaze's eyes* *pulls out a rifle from the hello kitty costume*

Blaze: Ooh... that big gun.

Blaze: Also, it was Solar's idea.

* * *

Somewhere, far away...

Thunderstorm: *wearing his uniform that turned pink and slathered in glitter*

Thunderstorm: When I kill that bastard, at least I'll look pretty.

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