Author: Let's create an OC for the BBB fandom!

Author: Let's make it a girl!

Author: Let her have dark skin!

Author: Let's make her an alien!

Author: Let's make her an asshole!

Friend: Wait what—

Author: Let's make her a total stuck arrogant piece of shit!

Friend: I don't think you're doing this right—

Shizuko: OUTTA MY WAY MOTHERFUCKERS

Author:

Friend:

Author: Mama's so proud—

Friend: For the love of God

***

Shizuko: Why are you people so idiotic?

Fang: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Shizuko: As soon as you stop being gay for Boboiboy and carrot donuts.

***

Author: What's your sexuality?

Shizuko: I don't know. What's my sexuality?

Author: Alright let's make you pansexual—

Shizuko: Say what now

Author: But you're completely uninterested in romance.

Shizuko: Okay...?

***

Boboiboy: Has anyone seen my cap?

Shizuko: It's in space. Now fetch.

***

Shizuko: I hate everybody.

Shizuko: Stay out of my fucking way extras.

Shielda: Did she just steal the line from Bakugo Katsuki?

Shizuko: Did you steal your existence from another sperm from your dad's dick?

***

Shizuko cons:
Asshole. Bitch. Salty. Wants to kill everyone. Does not want to make friends. Makes enemies out of everyone for fun and the LOLs. Doesn't prank.

Shizuko pros:
Always battle ready. Best in diplomatic missions if she doesn't curse. Worst enemy to make but hardly makes enemies on evil intentions. Can plan the downfall of just about anyone.

- Always wears sleeveless vests and shorts.

- Self destructive behavior.

- Masochistic, not sadistic.

- Self conscious on her flat chest.

- Hates long hair.

- Doesn't annoy anyone with evil intention. For the fun, maybe, but not with a bad goal in mind.

- Will kill for a video game.

- She will not help anyone just because they ask. She doesn't feel like helping ever since she was born so fuck off.