Kidnapper: We have your brother.

Quake: Which one?

Kidnapper: Uh, cute, likes flowers?

Quake: Oh, that's Thorn. You don't have him. He has you.

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Reverse: NO ONE LISTENS TO ME SO I PUT IT IN THIS SONG~~~

Quake: Alright, who let the crackpot have internet?

Reverse: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDEEEE???

Solar: Goddammit-

Reverse: *sets the house on fire* I'M ON FIRE!!!!!

Blaze: THAT'S MY THING!! *tackles Reverse*

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Halilintar: Sad yeehaw hours is a go. I'mma Kermit unalive. See y'all on the other side

Gempa: Hun, kindly tell me who thought you those slangs ^^💢

Halilintar: The internet. -_-||

Gempa: Proceeds to destroy the wifi

Blaze and Cyclone, who were watching Fairy Tail: FINALLY! THE ENDIN-

Computer: ⚠️ Please check your internet connection and the again ⚠️

Both: NOOOOoOOoOoOOOO!!

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Daun: I wanna be big and strong one day! Like Tanah!!

Cahaya: But we're already the same per-

Daun: Or like Petir!! He's so cool and powerful!!!

Cahaya: Daun-

Daun: OwO

Cahaya:

Daun: OwO

Cahaya: Daun, we're the same person already. You're already like them and they're like you.

Daun: OwO

Cahaya:

Daun: QwO I just wanna be like my brothers-

Cahaya: //slaps self

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