James: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Alan: Sure they are.

James: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Alan: Okay.

James: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.

Alan: ...

James: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Alan, now crying: James, please stop.

Louise, fascinated: No, continue, please.

Alyssa: Wait I feel like we had this before-

Alika: None of that is wrong if you think about it hard enough.

Ela: Not you too-

Image: No no, they're right. You two, please go on.

Greninja: Image don't encourage them.

Alyssa: So I guess my least favourite cake is lasagna.

Calla: Of course it is.

Ela: What? No-