This Book Is Taking Way Too Long To Update Now That I have School Again-
Chomper:When I meant "magic dare", it meant that...uh...you could dare someone to turn into/them dragon, you could...uh...I can't think of anymore.
Byte:To shut up and put duck-tape that you can't take off?
Lil:Soooo you want to go to room 1 now, Cyan?
Byte and Chomper:*Are fighting each other now*
Lil:Well uh...what do you think of me, Byte, Chomper, GreenCat, Mini, and the pups and their mama. Also I just noticed it's Jan 6th...
Alyssa: The original comment was from January 4th and I'm surprised you bothered to update the date.
Freddy: Y'all are pretty cool.
T.B: Yep!
Bendy: I don't mind you guys. You're fine.
Sans: We're all weird here.
Frisk: Pretty much.
Chara: I think that sums it all up.
Radio: Yep!
Aviana: I can turn into a dragon. *Turns into a small dragon so she doesn't break anything*
Calla: ...
Cyan: Sure! Lets go! *Goes to Room 1 with Lil on her head*
*James and Mei seem to be rapping about something, and the rest of my OCs are watching*
Louise: Uh...they recently watched Hamilton. And, when they learned that "Guns and Ships" was the fastest Broadway song, they decided to challenge each other to see who can rap it correctly.
Alan: The fact that they watched it at New Year's Eve scares me 'cause they seem to be rapping everything correctly.
Casey: James. Mei.
Twins: Huh?
Casey: James, you are a demisemihemidemisemiquaver too slow, Mei, you are a demisemihemidemisemiquaver too fast.
Mei: The frick is that?!
Louise: It is what the British call a two hundred fifty sixth note. It means REALLY fast.
Casey: Can't I just call it a demisemihemidemisemiquaver?
Louise: I'm pretty sure our dialect of English doesn't use "demisemihemidemisemiquaver". I'm pretty sure that instead of saying "Hey, you are a 67,108,864th note off", you'll say, "Hey, you are a demisemihemidemisemihemidemisemihemidemisemihemidemisemihemidemisemihemidemisemihemidemisemiquaver off".
Alan: I'm now scared of music terms in British English. I really hate it, I really do.
*Casey and the twins are in unbearable silence*
James: Tell me how the frick you pronounced that flawlessly?
Louise: I practiced?
*All my OCs are in silence once again, five minutes later, the twins are rapping Guns and Ships again, with Casey now using the American English version of different music terms*
Froakie: *Raps Guns And Ships along with them, but does it perfectly*
Frogadier: That, my friends, is what happens when you've been an extreme Hamilfan for months and won't stop obsessing over it even if it costs you your life.
Raboot: Heckin theatre nerd...
Greninja: Should we be concerned?
Alyssa: Nah...
Vulpix: Did we let him watch this too early? He'd only been alive for like a month...
Alyssa: .... Nah....
Casey: Oh, and Happy Orthodox Christmas, Alyssa.
Alan: Wouldn't you be celebrating it right now?
Casey: I would, but some idiots decided to summon me here by poorly recreating a cheap version of The Attack of the Dead Men.
Louise: I'm telling you, that was not cheap at all. Not at all.
Casey: Hm? What do you mean that it wasn't cheap?
Louise: The machine costed an arm, a leg, and our entire life savings, and we didn't even use gas masks! Those masks that can block out any odour were the only types in the world! Do you know how much money we had to spend on those?! How much we had to beg for the creator to give these masks to us?
Alan: We had to convince them to give the masks with a lot of money and a jacana.
Casey: A jacana?
Alan: Yep. We had to bring a freshly dead jacana with those legs still on there. It helped a little.
Louise: Eventually, 23-5 8-1-4 20-15 21-19-5 19-15-13-5 6-21-14-4-19 15-6 20-8-5 8-15-21-19-5 20-15-15 20-15 3-15-14-22-9-14-3-5 20-8-5-13 20-15 7-9-22-5 20-8-5-13 20-8-5 13-1-19-11-19...
Casey: That's really easy to decode, you know that, right?
Louise: I know...feel free to bonk me on the head with a baseball bat...
*They all go back to watching James and Mei rap "Guns and Ships"*
Alyssa: Ayyyyy happy orthodox Christmas to you too! I'm so excited!
Greninja: We have another Christmas?
Alyssa: Y E S.
Froakie: *Holds up a sign saying, "now you should be scared of her", because he's too busy rapping to talk*
Frogadier: Wait, you did what-
Amaryllis: What?
Frogadier: ... Am I the only one who decided to decode that?!
*In the Opposite Dimension*
F.A:"Ok... So.. what are your names?"
The black figure speaks up first.
"I'm Infinite."
Then Alyssa's double.
"I'm Dabria. Image's opposite."
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro