Alyssa: WE'RE OFFICIALLY 15 NOW!!!

Alika: And we're the favourite child.

Image: Lol. I laughed way too hard when that happened.

*Flashback to last night*

Dad: There. First one to wish Aly a happy birthday on Facebook.

Mom: Yeah, but I was the first one to wish her a happy birthday in real life!

Jake: We all know Facebook is more important!

Mom: Jake! Aly's now my favourite child.

Me, all the way in my room now screaming at the top of my lungs: YAS!!!!

Dad: You're allowed to do that? But I already called Aly as my favourite.

*End flashback*

Alyssa: On the other hand I dreamt that I killed someone last night.

Everyone: ...

Calla: Well. That turned quickly.

Alyssa: I'm always being chased in my dreams-

Image: I thought you like chase scenes! And fight scenes!

Ela: Is that why you make so many of them-

Image: Yes!

Aqua: Can we have something more anxiety friendly tonight please-

Gray: Nah. More action.

Alika: Agreed.

Alyssa: So just for the sake of it, we're calling my alternates tonight.

Aviana: Okay. Which ones?

Alyssa: Maple, #13, Cards, Rebel, Positive, Negative, and Infinite.

Bendy: Got everything set up for the video chat!

Alyssa: It's Greninja's birthday too, so that's a big part of why we're calling Cards. Don't ignore her partner.

Side Note: Cards's AU is the universe that Greninja was originally from. The greninja in this book is just the BHOM universe's version of him.

T.B: Noted.

The call starts out and one by one everyone picks up.

Maple: HI EVERYONE-

#13: We all have some free time I see.

Cards: Finally, lol.

Rebel: WHAT'S UP HECKERS-

Positive: You're loud-

Negative: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?!

Rebel: HECK YOU, THAT'S WHY!!!!

Infinite: Are we really doing this now?

Alyssa: Negative do you still refer to today as your birthday or is it your deathday?

Negative: Deathday.

Positive: Oh. Fun.

Rebel: So like... That's a birthday in your dimension?

Negative: We're not going into this. It'll break all your minds.

#13: We're simply not ready for the truth yet.

Maple: I only have one braincell left and it's a resilient little thing. Try me.

Negative: No.

Maple: Aw man. Lol.

Gray: Pretty sure we have one braincell between all of us.

Alika: Most of us.

Ela: Some of us.

Aqua: Come to think of it, we did call some of our smarter alternates this time.

Image: Cards, Rebel, Negative, and Infinite have a healthy amount of fully functional braincells lol.

Alika: Together we have a decent amount.

Calla: So do #13 and Positive.

Alyssa: Just me and Maple then? Okay.

Cards: What's wrong today? Usually we get together and it's like we're high on crack.

Maple: I'm drawing lol.

A.G (Card's greninja): We're not surprised.

Greninja: Hi other me!

A.G: Hi! How's the boarding house?

Greninja: It's chaotic. We keep getting room vs room competitions.

A.G: Yeah, it sounds chaotic lol.

Cards: We've been keeping up with the chapters.

Rebel: I haven't. What happened?

Greninja: We dove off of cliffs.

Rebel: Aw man! Send me the chapter!

Alyssa: Sent.

Rebel: Thanks!

Maple: Did anyone try Piccrew yet?

Negative: What?

Alyssa: I did and it helps so much holy frick-

Positive: Your friend told ya!

Negative: What are we even talking about anymore?!

Cards: What did everyone do today?

#13: Didn't have school, probably all the same stuff as Maple and Alyssa.

Maple: Yep.

Alyssa: And Greninja recorded that whole thing, so...

Greninja: Yep!

Positive: Everything with Charlie in it was adorable.

Alyssa: You don't live with him. Anyways, answer the question.

Positive: Sashalyn made a big deal of things.

Negative: We ignored it in my dimension.

Maple: Is that like a custom for people from the opposite dimension or...?

Negative: Nah, just my family.

Maple: Oof...

Negative: M'used to it.

Rebel: All the rebels of my world decided to try and do something special when they heard I was having a birthday today and it ended in absolute chaos. Fun chaos, but chaos and a mess to clean nonetheless.

Infinite: I spent some time with my team. We still had emergencies to take care of, but aside from those it was peaceful. Cards, how was your day?

Cards: Our friends tried to surprise us.

A.G: Key word being try. They were loud!

Cards: There was a surprise party at Pearl's house.

Alyssa: The readers of the BHOM are seeing this.

Cards: Oh. Uh, Readers, don't worry about social gatherings in my world. Thanks to psychic type pokemon whose brains are like supercomputers, my AU got the pandemic over with the same year it started.

A.G: Yeah, everything is normal here now.

Cards: So we went to Pearl's house and they invited our friends from France and Japan too! And some of our school and camp friends made it. There were all our elite fours, the triplets's sister, Eve, Aubrey, Pearl, the eeveelution trainers, and Chris's older brother. It was a little chaotic, and there were a lot of pokemon battles, but it was fun!

A.G: Like you said, there were pokemon battles. How could it not be fun?

The SSC joins the conversation at every opening they get, being a part of Alyssa. They continue talking for a long time, eventually having the conversation spiral into something nonsensical to any outsiders. At this point, the rest of the BHOM doesn't know what they're talking about.

Bendy: Uh... Wat?

T.B: Anyone know what they're talking about?

C.B: No clue.

Chica: Yeah... Welp, back to work on another cake-

Coming Soon... ????