Mei: *heavy sobbing*

Alexis: On this day, a soldier has fallen. Her name is Yukon Territory, or Sophia Smith. We will never forget her last words; "Is it my birthday or am I dying?" as we gathered around her for our last departures. We will miss her. May she forever rest in peace.

Sophia: Dang it Alexis, I'm still alive!

Mason: Sometimes, I can still hear her voice.

Sophia: You people, I'm still alive!

Louise: You're such a mood ruiner, Sophia.

Sophia: I'm not dead. Why are you people holding a funeral?!

James: Just in case he pulls off a Celestia Ludenberg breakdown to you, we decided to hold this funeral. Oh, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc spoiler there.

Sophia: He just yelled at me and made me pay one percent more of my share.

Casey: Who was the lucky one who paid 99% for their share?

Alan: I'm pretty sure that it is his favourite child.

???: No, I don't have a favourite child.

Noah: Alright then.

Alan: Who 99% of their share?

Jaiden: I did.

Mason: DANG IT JAIDEN! Albert: I love you and I hate you at the same time, big sis.

Jaiden: Shut.

Freddy: RIP, Sophia.

Canada: Lol. *Shouts to his alternate* WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD?!?!

Ontario: Oh my gosh-

Vulpix: Wait, shares?

Froakie: How do those work-

BirdCat:NEVER!*still chases puppies*

Lil:Plz.

Drawfey:No Lil! Byte get your child to stop asking me plz.

Byte:*Currently fighting Den*No.

Chomper:*Wakes up Winteria*I think your puppies are in trouble...

Winteria:*Protection/mom mode activates and runs straight towards BirdCat*

Chomper:Well he's a goner.

Aviana: Never mess with a mama wolf... You'd think that would be common knowledge by now.

Calla: Well... You tried to warn them...