Lil:We should do that dare again.

Sea Green:What dare?

Lil:The yeet yourself off a cliff dare but with a twist

Sea Green:What's the twist.

Lil:It's a competition. Room vs. room. One person shall be chosen to compete for their team/room. The one with the most...uh...fanciest(?) yeet will win. The most terrible team will get a punishment chosen by the team who won.

Sea Green:Who are the judges?

Lil:Uhhhh-Me, Sea Green, Drawfey, Byte, Chomper, and Easter maybe.

Byte:Wait why is Easter-

Lil:Hey, you wanna be a judge, Easter?

Easter: *Nods yes*

Image: Okay, nominations now.

Greninja: Didn't I already do this one?

Vulpix: Thank you for volunteering.

Greninja: Wait what-

Vulpix: You have experience, and you're a ninja frog. What could possibly go wrong?

Greninja: ... Uh, I could dIe?!

Nya: I nominate Kai for room 2. He's dumb enough for this.

Kai: Okie dokie-

Cole: Can I make the cliff?

Image: You can help make the cliff yes.

Cole: Great.

Freddy: ANIMATRONICS ARE NOT BUILT FOR THIS-

Puppet: I'll do it.

Springbonnie: ... O-kayy then. Nobody saw that coming.

T.B: I'll do it for my room if Bendy does it for his!

Bendy: Sure!

Nightmare: I'll do it for Room 5!

Nightmare Chica: Wait, what?

Nightmare: I  H A V E  A  P L A N.

Nightmare Chica: O K A Y  Y O U  D O N ' T  H A V E  T O  S H O U T  A T  M E.

Sans: I'll go for Room 7.

Frisk: W h a t.

Chara: You will??

Asriel: Who are you and what have you done with Sans?!

Toriel: Children calm down!

Frisk: Mom, Sans doesn't volunteer for anything! This is an imposter!

Cyan: Nah. I know an imposter when I see one. And that? That is no imposter. It's just Sans acting out of character.

Sans: What? I'm not letting Frisk or Chara go and cause another reset.

Cyan: Less out of character than we originally thought.

Alberta: I'll be Room 8's volunteer!

Alyssa: Okay, awesome! Run that all by the judges and make sure they're cool with it. Meanwhile, we have a new guest!

awart475: *breaks door down* GIMME A ROOM >:( or i nuke this house from orbit,O R B I T

Image: *Clears throat* Well, uhm... I suppose that's one way to get into the Boarding House Of Madness.

Alika: I still prefer burning the door down. Too bad Image fire-proofed the whole house.

Calla: Yeah, it only took you five times before she was convinced that we needed it.

Ela: Hehe... Don't bother with the nukes. We got rooms to spare, and besides, Image has special powers that allow her to do anything she can imagine. Or make anything she can imagine, happen. She could make this entire property immune to nukes.

Image: Or take them away altogether. And seeing as author magic also overrides reader magic, and this is my AU, threats are very ineffective here. Home ground advantage, amirite?!

Alyssa: Anyways, you can either be in Room 12 or Room 13. Or, you can ask another group if you can stay with them in their room. Some groups prefer to stick to themselves, do be warned. The Room 1 group is one of them.

Aqua: Yes. Stay away from our room.

Star: Room 1 is officially off limits.

Froakie: Eh... They don't seem that bad. Except for the nukes.

Frogadier: Froakie, we agreed that Room 1 is too full no matter how nice a new person is.