Quick Aside:

Harem

Midnight
Ochacko Uraraka
Mina Ashido
Tsuyu Asui
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro

We start out story with a young boy, laying in his bed, stating at the ceiling. Too awake to go back to sleep, too comfy to get up.

Despite his laziness, and hereditary sarcasm.  He desired nothing more than to be a hero.  A true Hero, like All Might. 

This is Y/n Victoria, eldest child of The Crimson Fucker and The Blood Empress.

While he doesn't dislike his parents heroing styles, he feels that they are somewhat lacking in the inspiration category.  But All Might, that's a hero that can make people feel safe and protected.

???: Onee, it's time to get up for school.

Standing in the doorway is his little sister, Mina Tepes.  Despite the fact that she's only a year younger than Y/n, she has a very petite body, and immature personality.  Her long blonde hair tied into Twin Tails by black ribbons.  Red eyes stared at Y/n with joy.

Mina: C'mon Onee, I made breakfast.  You never eat what I cook.

Y/n: Cuz you're a terrible cook.

Gaia: Be nice to your sister.

This is Gaia, the Primordial Goddess of Nature and Life.  She's also a voice in Y/n's head.  Years ago she found Y/n in a forest alone, somehow wandering into her pocket plane.  After discovering that he was quirkless, but still desired to save people. Not to become famous, he simply wanted to help for the sake of helping.  To be a true hero, like his parents.

This brought warmth to Gaia's ancient heart.  It brought her great joy to see her favorite children desire to make the world better for everyone.  Upon remembering what she had done for another powerless Human, she offered Y/n the same prospect.  Become her Gamer, and become a hero.  Y/n being an eager child accepted without hesitation.

Being Gaia's chosen came with a lot of perks.  Immunity to disease, attacks to the mind, longer life, a direct connection to Gaia herself, and the ability to learn almost any technique or power.  There are many other perks, but those are pretty much the highlights.

All in all, being the Gamer is pretty sweet.

[Y/n P.O.V.]

Mina: C'mon Onee! Don't make me glomp you again!

Y/n: Even if I wanted to get out of bed, we both know that isn't much of a threat.

Mina crossed her arms, sticking her nose up with a 'hmmp.'

Mina: Baka Onee.  I was late to school because you decided to snuggle me like a Teddy Bear!

Y/n: You're about at large as the average Teddy Bear.

Upon saying that, you knew you already fucked up.  Despite her small stature, she's very strong.

Mina: I'M THE PERFECT SIZE FOR ME!

After she yelled this, she hurled a red object right at you, the force of the throw causing a sonic boom.

The red object collided with the side of your head, launching you into the wall next to your bed.

-120 HP

Mina Tepes
Quirk: Blood Right
Allows the User to bolster her strength using her blood.  The more oxygen in her system, the stronger she can make herself. It also allows her to change the state of her blood at will.  Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Plasma.

Authors Note: If you know where this character is from, you're a degenerate and I Love you. 👍

Y/n: Sweet Merciful Gaia, she almost one shot me!

Gaia: I told you to be nice to her.

Mina: You're so insensitive Onee, you know I'm subconscious about my size. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.

Gaia: Get Nae-Naed.

You looked up and noticed the faint outline of tears in the corners of her eyes.

Y/n: Yeah I know, I'm sorry.

Mina: If you're really sorry, you'll eat all that I serve you.

Mina now stood proudly, any hints of sadness gone, now replaced by smug pride.

R.I.P Stomach. You will be missed.

Y/n: Are all women this manipulative?

Gaia: No, but a noticeable majority are.

Shaking off his bruised pride, Y/n made his way to his en suite bathroom.  Doing the mandatory Shit, Shower, and Shave, finishing up by brushing his teeth.

Walking back into your bedroom, you quickly throw on your black school uniform, checked your hair, and finished it off with a pose.

Gaia: You're so cringy.

Y/n: Thanks for the Vote of Confidence.

Gaia:: You're welcome.

After your internal conflict with Gaia, you turned and began walking towards the door.

Look out world, here I come.

(Timeskip)

You are now say down at a table with three people.  The first being Mina, the second is a Buxom woman with shoulder length blonde hair tied into a neat ponytail, red eyes,massive jugs, and Pale Skin. This is your Mother, Ceras Victoria.  Across from her sat a tall lanky man with pale skin, long black hair, and pure red eyes.  Two rows of hooked fang-like teeth glistening as he smiled.  This is your Father, Alucard Tepes.

Sitting in front of you was a plate of black powder.  Not the stuff that fires projectiles from a gun, but a literal black powder.  The same black powder sat in a glass cup next to your plate.

Y/n: What is it?

You whisper this to your father.

Alucard: I think it was, at one point Bacon, Eggs, and Orange Juice.

He whispered back in a deep voice.

Y/n: Is it edible?

Alucard: Hell Fucking No. 

Y/n: What are we gonna do!?

Your Father stood, and adjusted his red trench coat.

Alucard: I'm going for a walk.

Ceras: Be safe dear.

Now you're probably wondering, what is an ex British police woman, now pro hero, doing in Japan? Fuck you that's what.

Y/n: Guess I'm on my own here.

Looking across the table, you saw Mina, wearing a pink frilly apron that had the words 'Worlds Greatest Imouto' written on it, looking at you expectantly.

Steeling your nerves, you quickly inhaled the "food" and jumped out of your seat.

Y/n: It was delicious! Gotta go bye!

Y/n: I'm pretty sure my lower intestine just preemptively emploaded.

Time to start another day of school.

(Time Skip)

Teacher: You all are third years, and it's time that you start thinking of your future, now normally, I'd hand out career altitude tests, but what's the point.  I know very well that all of you want to join the Hero Course.

Everyone cheered, you simply nodded.

Teacher: Ah, That's right, you want to go to UA, don't you Mr Victoria?

Bakugo: Heh! You wanna be a hero?! What's a Quirkless Nobody like you going to do!

Y/n: Fucking asshole!

Gaia: Remain Calm, he isn't worth it.

Y/n: Tch.

Bakugo: So how are you planning on getting into UA? Without a Quirk!?

Y/n: Seduce the guards, the judges, and hell while I'm at it, seduce your mom and show her what it's like to be with a real man.

Bakugo grabbed you by your collar, explosions dancing across his fingers.  You remained stonefaced however, not flinching one bit.

Teacher: That's enough, I will not tolerate fighting in my classroom!

Bakugo: Whatever.  Just watch your back runt.

Bakugo let you go, returning to his seat.

The teacher then started handing out the forms, you grabbed one and waited for class to end.

(Time Skip)

Across town, we hear witness to a scene that is all too common in this new super human world.  A woman on the ground, protected by a blue forcefield, and a green slime man running away from a screaming man.

Random Dude 1: Damn, remember when we didn't have to worry about people with super powers committing crimes?

Random Dude 2: Yeah they're unstoppable!

Behind them the shadow of a large muscular man is shown.

???: No they aren't, because I AM HERE!

(Scene Change)

I was walking home, deep in thought.

Y/n: I need to bump up my stats. But the only way to do that is to fight?  And it's very much illegal for me to just pick random fights in the street, so how am I going to manage it.

Soon I came upon the halfway point to home.  A shady underpass.  Still deep in thought, I almost didn't notice the pop-up.

New Quest Has Appeared!
Sludgy Trouble:
Survive the Attack with the Sludge Villain.

Rewards: 200 Exp, 2 Random Skill Scrolls

Failure: Loose Your Body (Death)

Bonus: Earn All Might's Respect.

Rewards: Become All Might's Protege, Access to One For All.

Failure: All Might thinks you're weird.

Y/n: Sludge Villain?

Just then you heard the sound of sloshing, turning around you noticed a huge mass of green slime.

Y/n: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going!

Sludge: You'll make a perfect skin suit.

Y/n: Oh hell no!

Sludge lunged at you, but you managed to dodge, and started sprinting away.

Sludge: C'mon kid, it'll only hurt for a minute, then you'll feel right as rain!

Y/n: For some reason, that doesn't seem very appealing!

Sludge: C'mon kid, I'll just be BARROWING your body!

Y/n: Fuck you!

You managed to make it to the end of the underpass before Sludge caught you and started stuffing himself in your mouth.

Y/n: AREN'T I IMMUNE TO BODY SNATCHING!

Gaia: Only if it's a telepathic body snatch, if it's physical, it is possible, good thing you don't need to breathe!

Y/n: Fuck!

At the end of the underpass you heard a dull thud, looking up you saw a roided out blonde man.

Y/n: Get this damn thing off me please!

All Might: Not to worry Citizen, I AM HERE!You're

Y/n: Oh my gosh! It's All Might!

The sludge villain swing at All Might, but he ducked, and pulled his arm back.

Y/n: Oh no.

Gaia: Oh yes!

All Might: TEXAS... SMASH!

Condensed air hit Sludge, blowing him off you, and somehow into two plastic bottles.

Now laying on your back with an unamused look, All Might approached.

All Might: You alright kid?

Y/n: Yep.

All Might: Good!  While I usually try to keep bystanders out of the way of my justicing, it turns out this cities sewer systems are pretty so hard to navigate. AH HA HA!

Y/n: Well you definitely Blew me away!

You laughed at your own joke, All Might seemed to find it funny as well.

All Might: Well Thanks for your help kid! Thanks to you, I caught the evil doer with very little problem!

All Might posed with the two bottles containing Sludge.

Y/n: So Cool.

Y/n: Happy to help.

Y/n: I don't understand what dad is always saying, he seems alright to me.

All Might: Well I better get this guy to the police precinct!

All Might then began stretching.

You then remembered the Bonus for the quest.

Y/n: W-wait! You're leaving already?

All Might: Heroes are constantly battling time as well as crime!

All Might then jumped into the air, but he didn't know you were attached to him.

Y/n: Oh shit we're high up!

All Might: Eh!? Look I love my fans, but not like this! Let go!

Y/n: WE'RE FORTY STORIES IN THE AIR! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

All Might: Oh... Right.  Hold on.

All Might grabbed the collar of your school uniform, tucking you under his arm.

After a second or two, you both landed on the roof of a building.

All Might: That wasn't very smart kid. If you bang on the door for a while, they'll let you in.

Y/n: Wait! I need to know!

Y/n: This could be my only chance!  I have to seize it!

Y/n: Is it possible for me to become a hero even though I wasn't born with a quirk!?  Can I ever hope to become someone like you!?

(Right now, Gamer isn't powerful enough to warrant being mentioned)

To Be Continued!