this chapter includes todokami and kiribaku so if you don't like those ships skip this chapter

- bubblybitch, rockhard, and blastybitch are online -

bubblybitch:
are kiri and bakugo dating???

rockhard:
what makes u think that???

blastybitch:
so what if we are

bubblybitch:

bubblybitch:
u put bakubro with a heart

rockhard:
he's just my best friend haha

bubblybitch:
then explain this

bubblybitch:

bubblybitch:
"kiri is mine ill fight u"

rockhard:
...

blastybitch:
yea were dating deal with it

bubblybitch:
how long!?!?

blastybitch:
2 months

bubblybitch:
!?!? y didn't u tell me

rockhard:
sorry... we were just waiting till people realised i guess

- discountpikachu, broccoli boi, alienqueen, and icyhot are online -

broccoli boi:
what's going on??

bubblybitch:
read up

discountpikachu:
u didn't realise lol?

bubblybitch:
u did!?!

discountpikachu:
yea it was obvious

broccoli boi:
oh congrats lol

icyhot:
yeah

rockhard:
while we're on the topic of secret relationships im gonna expose someone

rockhard:

rockhard:
look at the picture

broccoli boi:
O_O

discountpikachu:
????
wait what

bubblybitch:
are u guys dating too!!!

icyhot:
no

blastybitch:
lol I thought short circuit and icyhot were dating

blastybitch:

discountpikachu:
...

icyhot:
why do u guys care about my love life

alienqueen:
omg wait who's dating

bubblybitch:
someone explain the pic of izuku and todoroki

broccoli boi:
we took that a while ago...
i havent been on twitter in a while so
i never changed it

discountpikachu:
i was gonna throw some hands lmao
thank god

icyhot:
im not dating midoriya anymore

bubblybitch:
anymore!?!

alienqueen:
then r u dating kami??

blastybitch:
i saw them cudding in the
common room yesterday

discountpikachu:
bakugo!!

rockhard:
exposed

icyhot:
yes were dating

bubblybitch:
am i the only single one here!???

alienqueen:
no I'm also forever lonely lol

bubblybitch:
single squad!

icyhot:
want to get lunch kaminari?

discountpikachu:
yea! ill meet u downstairs in 5 mins.

- icyhot and broccoli boi logged off -

blastybitch:
what about u kiri?

rockhard:
meet me at my dorm

blastybitch:
k

- blastybitch and rockhard logged off -

broccoli boi:
what about u? wanna get lunch?

bubblybitch:
sure! U can join me and Mina!

alienqueen:
can i invite jirou?

bubblybitch:
sure!

- broccoli boi, alienqueen, and bubblybitch logged off -

oof
this chapter was chaotic and made no sense
im sorry it's so bad the next one is better

who's your favorite bnha ship?