Mirio, creeping into Tamaki's dorm room: Pssst, Tamaki....

Tamaki, doing homework at his desk: Oh he- don't.

Mirio, stopping midway with a sly smile: Don't what?

Tamaki: Mirio please don't.

Mirio, inching closer: I have no clue what you're talking about.

Tamaki, getting up and using his rolling chair as a shield: Please no, Mirio! Not again!

/Tamaki runs off to the other side of the room, Mirio manages to grab him from behind, picking him/

Tamaki, starting to giggle in Mirio's arms: Put me down! P-please!

Mirio: Neverrrr!

/Tamaki begins to kick around gently, his giggles turning into genuine laughter/

Mirio, fake falling: Oh no! Tamaki I'm goin' down! Is this the end for us!?

Tamaki: N-no! Stop playing! Stop please!

Mirio, stumbles backwards over to Tamaki's bed: TIMMMMMBERRRRR!

Tamaki: NOOOOOOOOO!

Nejire, watching the whole thing from the doorway: Aw.... They're dead now. That is so sweet.

(This is based in a recent post I made on Tumblr that I STILL can't stop thinking about...)

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Tamaki: My self worth is the equivalent to the life span of a goldfish.

Mirio, handing a goldfish to Tamaki: Here this is for you. Its name is Goldie. Its as pretty and cute as you you. You are my goldfish Tamaki.

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Eri: Dad, daddy, can I go over to Deku's dorm?

Mirio and Tamaki, confused: W-WHAT!?

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Mirio: Tamaki is a monster when it comes to Mario Kart...

Nejire: What do you mean? Tamaki is a sweetheart.

Mirio: He kicks my ass with Isabel. I have no clue how he does it. I'm terrified whenever he plays because it looks like his soul just leaves his body when the race begins and then a demon takes control of his empty corpse throughout the entire race until he comes in as first place.

Nejire: Are.... Are you okay?

Mirio: No.

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Mirio: Hey Tama, can I have your autograph?

Tamaki: W-what!? Um, okay?

/He signs the paper and Mirio immediately swipes it away and runs off, laughing/

Mirio: WE'RE MARRIED NOW! HAHAHAHAHA! BYE HONEY!

Tamaki, completely broken and confused: ?????????

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Mirio introducing Tamaki to Sir Nighteye for the first time

Mirio: This is Tamaki, my lovely boyfriend!

Tamaki: Wait I'm your boyfriend?

Mirio: We've been dating for 2 years.

Tamaki: We have?

Mirio: Y-yes!?

Tamaki: Are you sure about that? Are you not just hanging around me out of pity?

Mirio: WE WENT ON SIX DATES OUR FIRST YEAR TOGETHER TAMAKI!

Tamaki: THOSE WEREN'T DARES FROM THE OTHER KIDS IN OUR CLASS!?

Mirio: NO! OF COURSE NOT!

Nighteye, watching the entire situation unfold in front of him: Bubblegirl, go grab my old NightMight wedding plan binder. I have a new wedding to plan now.

Bubblegirl: Fine but I call dibs on bestman.

Nighteye: Dammit.

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Tamaki: Is there really some one out that truly loves me?

Mirio: Yes and you are currently cuddling him.

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Nighteye: I give you my blessing.

Tamaki: Thank you.

Tamaki: ....f-for what?

/Nighteye points to Mirio who's eating a pudding cup without a spoon but with his tongue instead, chocolate pudding all over his face/

Tamaki: Oh yes. He is a blessing. Thank you Sir.

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Izuku: Do you have any dating advice?

Mirio: Yes. If your significant other is always self deprecating just hug them until they die.

Izuku: .....what?

Tamaki, being squeezed by Mirio: I have died several times today...

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Mirio: I love you.

Tamaki, visibly nervous and shaking: I l-lo-la-live-luv-

Mirio: You almost got it, don't give up.

Tamaki: I-I olive you!?!?

Mirio: Close enough.