Mirio, frowning, on the verge of tears: What do you mean I can't marry Tamaki...?

The police: You can marry him just don't flash the public while trying to propose!

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Mirio: Sometimes I wonder if I could fall through to the earth's core and just... Sit there....

Tamaki: Are you okay?

Mirio: I haven't decided yet.

Mirio: ...

Mirio: I've decided.

Mirio: I am not okay.

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Mirio: Wait if its my birthday AND your birthday*points to Izuku*, then who's driving the car!?

Eri: VROOOOOM!

Izuku and Mirio: AAAAAAAAAHHHH

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Mirio: Hey dad I'm hungry.

Mirio: Wait no...

Mirio: Don't you dare..

Mirio: Dad plea—

Papa Togata: Hey Hungry, I'm dad!

Mirio:

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Tenya: Brother.... Are you okay?

Tensei, crying: Why does Squidward have so many legs!? Its not fair!

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Bakugou: Hey Kirishima, watch this.

Bakugou, getting ready to do a back flip: HYUP—

Sero, walking into the common room: Hey your doing tricks!? I wanna join!

*Sero bends backwards, head almost touching the carpet, sipping his smoothing like nothing*

Bakugou, holding his fingers up like a cross, shaky whisper: What the fuck are you....

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Sato: Who wants to lick the batter off of the whisk?

*Kaminari jumps up immediately, he takes the whisk and puts the entire thing in his mouth*

Sato, scared: ???

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Tsuyu: I wish I was a poison dart frog.

Uraraka: Why?

Tsuyu, looking M*neta in the eye, M*neta hanging on her leg: So I can kill on contact.

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Izuku, reading a book on social interaction: I have no idea how to read.

Tamaki, looking over his shoulder: Me neither.

Shoto, over Izuku's shoulder: I think that says chicken nugget? Do... Do we have to become chicken nuggets....?

Tamaki: Anxiety is complicated...

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Nighteye, looking at a picture of All Might in swimming trunks: In the words of Midnight; I would let this man step on me.

Bubble Girl: Sir your 4'o'clock has been here for 5 minutes.

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Vlad King: This is my son Monoma. His talent is yelling.

*Monoma yelling in the background*

Vlad King, wiping his eye: I'm so proud of you son!

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Powerloader: This is my daughter Hatsume. Her talent is giving me migraines.

*explosion goes off*

Powerloader, nailing himself into a coffin: I'm ready. Take me.

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Hizashi: This is my daughter Jiro! She's perfect in every way!

*Jiro trips while flirting with Momo*

Hizashi: Except flirting. She cannot flirt. At all. She's horrible at it.

*She begins to cry in fetal position*

Hizashi: Um... Y-you did your best. Just dust yourself off sweetie. You'll get her next time.

Hizashi: She's fine...

Hizashi, whispering and shaking his head: No she's not....

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Aizawa: This is my son Shinso. He's better than all of you.

Shinso: I have crippling depression.

Aizawa: And you will kick ass with that crippling depression.

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Jeanist: This is my son Bakugou. Don't let him bite you. He has rabies.

*incomprehensible gargling*

Jeanist, disappointed sigh: Debra get the tylenol....

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Mirio: This is my sister Eri. If you touch her I will kill you.

Eri: No you won't.

Mirio, hanging his head: No I won't...