Tokoyami: I am the darkness.

Kaminari: No youre not. Youre a bird.

Tokoyami: ...

Tokoyami: Am I a joke to you?

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Shinso: Hey dad.

Aizawa: W-what....

Shinso, realizes who he just called dad, panicking: Lo siento, no hablo japonés.

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Twice: I cant believe Toga's dead! Oh woe is me!

Toga: Stop telling everyone I died. I'm right here.

Twice: I can still hear her voice! Ooooh it hurts! It hurts so much!

Toga, mumbling: Let's see if this dead woman can stab you in the toe... Stupid.... Person-guy...

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Nemuri: *taking her jacket and shoes off*

Tensei, throwing monopoly money at her: Booo! Put it back on! You look nicer with clothes on! I really like that sweater your wearing though!

Nemuri: I hate you. Thank you, but I hate you.

(This isn't meant to be insult, this is just how I see their friendship: being dicks to each other >> I mean... I am like this with my friends so yeah)

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Eri: Do you have any eights?

Nemuri: ....

Nemuri: This is poker.

Aizawa: Do you have any eights goddammit!?

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Nezu: Why should I hire you?

Snipe: Uh well I studied American western culture for 10 years and I bought a jug of orange juice yesterday. *shrugs* Thats... That's about it.

Snipe, lighting up and getting excited: Actually I have a really great talent!

Nezu: That's not neces—

Snipe: *eats an entire burrito he took from his pocket whole without chewing*

Nezu: ಠ_ಠ

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Aizawa: Your advised to bring a water bottle.

Uraraka: I'm too poor for a proper water bottle. Is a sandwich baggie okay?

Aizawa: Child are things okay!? I will buy you 50 water bottles don't bring a baggie.

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Jeanist: What are those!?

Katsuki: They're my loafers! Fuck off!

Jeanist, trying not to scream: They are hideous!

Katsuki: No, they are my loafers!

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Kaminari: I dropped my smoothie....

Jiro: Oh this is so sad. Present Mic, play I want it that way by the Backstreet Boys....

Mic: *covering the entire song by himself*

Jiro: Are you happy now?

Kaminari: ...yeah......