Nemuri: Hey Sho, you okay there man?

Aizawa, lifting his head up from his desk: The anxiety.... ITS ATTACKING!

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Nemuri goes to amusement park with Tensei and they do stupid shit. Nemuri gets on the marry-go-round and more stupid shit happens

Nemuri: Hey!

*takes a few minutes to get back around to Tensei*

Nemuri: My ass hurts!

*goes around again*

Nemuri: This is my pony!

*around*

Nemuri: Her name is Eponia!

*around again*

Nemuri: And she wants to— *pauses for dramatic affect*

*goes around once more then stops*

Nemuri: Suck yo dick!

Tensei: You are an awful person.

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Hizashi: And then I tripped and broke a 63489 yen microphone so no— HOLY SHIT ITS A BEE!!!

Snipe: Mic... That's a piece of lint.

Hizashi, crawling out from under his desk: Oh—

Snipe: Oh waiT SHIT THAT IS A BEE WHAT THE FUCK--

Hizashi: *white noise*

Snipe: *ducking under his own desk*

Aizawa, casually catching the bee with a cup and the letting it go out the window, closes the window afterwards: How are you idiots heroes again?

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Tamaki: I'm not good with pets.... I don't know how to take care of them...

Mirio: ....

Mirio: Its a rock, Tamaki. A rock.

Tamaki: ITS A VERY NEEDY ROCK!

Mirio: BUT ITS NOT EVEN SENTIENT!

Dwayne the Pet-rock Johnson: *falls over*

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Hizashi: Shota has taught me two things that I live by every single day...

Snipe: Which is?

Hizashi: Suck dick and eat cheetos.

Snipe: I... Are we talking about the same man here? I mean all he eats is jelly packs, what's he know what cheetos taste like?

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Hizashi: Sliiiide to the left!

Hizashi: Sliiide to the right!

Hizashi: CRISS CROSS!

Hizashi: CRISS CROSS!

Hizashi: Everybody clap their hands!!!!

Aizawa: ...

Aizawa: I want a divorce.

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Snipe: Its hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh timeyouidiotsshutthefuckup.

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Nemuri: Dude.... What if snakes had legs.

Tensei: Then they'd be lizards?

Nemuri: Woah....

Tensei: Are... Are you okay?

Nemuri, shaking her head no: I haven't slept in a week....

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Fatgum: I really love this cake

Aizawa: Then marry it.

Fatgum: ...

Aizawa: Wait no don't actua—

Priest: You may now kiss the baked good!

Aizawa: Goddammit... HOW DID I END UP THE BEST MAN!?