Todomomo

Rei:
Momo: SHOTO GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Shoto: WHAT?

August:
Momo: awwww, baby look.
Shoto: Jesus Christ things are floating-

Twins:
Momo: I'm gonna strangle your father.
Shoto: lol k.

Eve:
Momo: My hair is on fire
Shoto: lmao

Kirimina

Akane:

Mina: oh it's not that bad
Kiri: aww look at her

Iro:

Mina: my lil figure skater!
Kiri: so manly!

Miruhawks

Dove was born with her quirk.

Iidamei

Tameiko:
Iida: GET DOWN FROM THEIR TAMEIKO
Mei: lmao

Kamijirou

Stormi:
Jirou: WHY IS THERE SCREAMING?
Denki: stop electrocuting your brother.

Dabi x Toga

Roman:
Dabi: Himiko, he's eating a bird
Toga: 0-0

Nejitama

Amai:
Nejire: lit
Tam tam: awww

Phoenix:
Nejire: pffft it's mine
Tam tam: nice

Mt.Kamui

Okuri:
Yuu: fuck
Kamui: goddamn

Ryushot

Megami:
Ryuko: WHY TF IS THERE A COYOTE IN THE HOUSE?!
Shinya: wtf coyotes aren't white they're tan-

HitoRei

Rosalind:
Reiko: Kendou, our pet sperm got its superpowers and I'm not ready
Hitoshi: YOOO THATS LIT-

Tetsukendou

Clarith:
Kendou: Reiko, my daughter just got her quirk too, I gotta go, CLARITH STOP THAT.
Tetsu: lit lmao

Elliot:
Kendou: nice
Tetsu: nice

SetSero

Luka:
Setsuna: stick to the wall and climb.
Sero: Spider-Man

Nami:
Setsuna: TAPE
Sero: :3 awww my baby

Shintati

Riven and Manami:
Shindou: pffftt
Tati: oh god-

Fatjoke

Spencer:
Fatgum: oooh eat
Emi: :)

Midotsu

Mizūmi:
Tsu: goddamn that's cool
Izuku: DONT BURN THE HOUSE DOWN pLEaSe!

Mariposa:
Tsu: Ooh nice
Izuku: Kacchan, my daughter is Ty Lee!

Clover:
Tsu: :0
Izuku: :0

Kacchako

Osoro:
Katsuki: lit lmao
Ochako: I'm missing a chunk of hair

Okimi:
Ochako: Why tf is my couch burned
Katsuki: SPICY MOCHI GOT HER QUIRK. IM SO PROUD.
Ochako: MY COUCH-