Xhsusvziev requested this. I just realized. In every ship, you can tell who's on top Todomomo, Todo is a big top. Ryushot- I don't like what I've realized- this chappie isn't That good cuz it was too serious or too goofy

Todomomo

Momo: I could be better.
Shoto: when tf did those abs get there.

Kirimina

Kiri: Damn, I kinda suck.
Mina: Oop, I'm a cute queen, look at me-

Miruhawks

Rumi: I'm not good enough. I'm weak and always have been. That's why you're such a bitch Rumi, cuz your scared. Pathetic.

Hawks: damn I see why those fangirls love me-

Iidamei

Iida: I am not perfection and I'm fine with it. I strive to be better than I was during the stain incident.
Mei: Damn I'm ugly

Kamijirou

Kami: You're stupid, you know it, you love it and embrace it. You're friends with Mineta, you know it, why tho. Don't embrace that.

Jirou: damn, why I act like Mei from Avatar

Dabi x Toga

Dabi: haha loser

Himiko: We live in a society.

Nejitama

Nejire: Perfection in its own way 😘
Tam tam: Jesus Christ I'm disgusted to be related to you, you disgust me you piece of trash I found on the road.

Mt.Kamui

Yuu: I'm not selfish, I just think of myself before others. That's normal. It's called survival instinct-

Kamui: You're Spider-Man except a vegan

Ryushot
I refuse to believe what I just found out.

Ryuko: Damn maybe if I was fast enough Nighteye might've lived. I don't deserve to be called a hero, maybe I should just quit.

Shinya: Hmm, maybe if I helped out more, the greatest hero in the world would still be around. I suck as a hero omg.

HitoRei

Reiko: I'm ugly Jesus Christ, look at these eye bags. Does sleep exist and what's his number? I need to have a word with him.

Hitoshi: Haha I'm pathetic and UA has a garbage system. Like wtf is General Studies? I don't have a flashy quirk so all of a sudden I can't be a hero? Jesus Christ this school sucks, Ms.Joke, can someone pick me up? I wanna leave. But then I'm leaving Reiko, Monoma, and Denki. KIDS, BABY? PACK UR STUFF WE'RE GOING ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

Tetsukendou

Tetsu: musclé

Kendou: haha I'm better than Momo, I'm proud of myself.

SetSero

Sero: damn I'm kinda ugh 😩

Setsuna: mmm yes. I'm the new definition perfection 😩

Shintati

Shindou: I'm voiced by Sir Meliodas. Does that mean I'm a perv

Tati: Divorced, Beheaded, Died-

Fatjoke

Taishiro: damn I'm hot

Emi: no wonder he didn't like you.