Todomomo

Momo: I want you to touch the lil dangly thing swinging in the back of my throat-

Todo: I'm my father's son.

Kirimina

Kiri: being wrong is for women

Mina: I'm in love with Mineta

Miruhawks

Rumi: Are you sure I should do that? I don't wanna hurt anybody.

Hawks: I wanna kill people-

Iidamei

Iida: I'd never snitch on you daddy, never!

Mei: maybe I should take a shower

Kamijirou

Denki: my favorite subject is math

Jirou: Rock music is garbage, classical music is amazing-

Dabi x Toga

Dabi: Heroes are the best thing on earth!

Toga: Izuku is kinda ugly Ngl

Nejitama

Nejire: Tamaki is so brave omg

Tam tam: I'm so cute omg look at me-

Mt.Kamui

Yuu: so what if I'm the MOOOONNSTAAAAA

Kamui: I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear

Ryushot

Ryuko: yeah this pussy talk, English, Spanish, and French.

Shinya: I'm doin this for the game not to save people-

Hitorei

Reiko: Maybe I should hang out with Ibara today-

Hitoshi: I'm allergic to cats.

Tetsukendou

Tetsutetsu: I need fake eyelashes-

Kendou: Sleepint Beauty was the best Disney Princess-

SetSero

Sero: BEAT HIS ASS

Setsuna: can we not with the memes today? I have a headache and I really don't wanna raise my voice today.

Shintati

Shindou: damn I have nipples- (HE DOESNT HAVE NIPPLES-)

Tatami: I'm cold-

Fatjoke

Taishiro: I'm not in the mood for hugs-

Emi: I hate kids

Midotsu

Izuku: I hate All Might and he's a horrible hero

Tsu: Mineta is someone I deeply respect and if we're being honest, I have a crush on him-

Kacchako

Bakugo: Hey how are you doing? You ok?

Ochako: I swear imma kill someone if they don't stfu I swear to god Deku stfu before I make you, fix your face before I fix it for you.