Todomomo

Murielle:
Oh. Endeavor's son.

August:
OMG DO YOU WANNA GO FISHING WITH ME?! Please?

Endeavor:
Jesus Christ you look like your dad

Rei: awww sugar pea gumdrop, you got so lucky Shoto, you don't deserve this apple pie~

Kirimina

Kiri's mom and dad:
Awww, Cotton Candy fairy-

Mina's mom and dad:
Holy shi- HES SO PRECIOUS-

Miruhawks

(Shut up, this was when I couldn't stop hearing this meme-)

Demarcus:
Ew wtf is this, A petting zoo?

(I didn't name her after Naya Rivera, but Rip Naya.)

Naya: Rum-I wtf is this-

Iidamei

Iida's mom: goddamn he got a crazy one-

Iida's dad: Wtf

Tensei: Soooo~ when's the wedding? Salem stop it!

Mei's mom: thank you so much

Mei's dad: I'll pay you to keep her safe.

Kamijirou

The best dad on earth: I SWEAR IF YOU HURT HER- DONT MAKE ME- YESSIR YESSIR YESSIR

Mika: awww. (Hi guess what. Ryuko voices Jirou's mom. Don't ask, Wikipedia is my friend.)

Denki's mom: wtf- I cHiME iN wItH a HaVenT yOU pEOplE eVer HeARD oF?

Denki's Dad: nice shirt *flicks nose*

Dabi x Toga

What

Nejitama

Mochi: Omg look at him! He's so precious! I love him so much!

Nejire's dad: I like him lmao-

Fatgum: YEEESSSS

Emi: Pffft lemme guess, theatre kid?

Mt.Kamui

Kamui's mom: I SWEAR- I will make a scene in this Cheesecake Factory-
Kamui's dad: oop

Yuu's mom: nice.

Yuu's dad: I-

Ryushot

Ryuko's mom: oh my-

Ryuko's dad: ew this bitch ass hoe- he isn't from the Italian mafia, sis don't like him- (ok, so there's this whole background for this bs so-)

Shinya's mom: she's so adorable! You got a good girl!

Shinya's dad: cool-

HitoRei

Reiko's mom: I-

Reiko's dad: ew

Hitoshi's parents: HAVE A CHINCHILLA! HAVE A SURFBOARD, I LOVE HER, LET ME ADOPT HER-

Tetsukendou

Kendou's dad: 0-0

Tetsu's mom: she's feisty, I like her!

Tetsu's other mom: wanna be friends?

SetSero

Setsuna's mom: Oh god-

Setsuna's stepdad: I don't approve.

Setsuna: YOU NOT MY DAD, YOU MUST WANNA HEAR SOMETHING, UGLYASS MF, DOODOO HEAD.

Sero's mom: omg I love her.

Sero's dad: wheeze.

Shintati

Um... Shindou's mom is dead, Shindou's dad is in jail...

Shindou's foster mom: I stan

Foster dad: um... idc that much.

HB: Get married, I swear-

Tati's mom: bruh, wtf is this bs-

Tati's dad: wtf

Fatjoke

Taishiro's mom: Jesus Christ she's loud

Taishiro's dad: ok cool, dad jokes-

Emi's mom: I'm sorry I didn't cook enough, please forgive me!

Emi's dad: I feel intimidated but happy-

Midotsu

Ganma: Does he got a death wish?
Beru: cookies?

Inko: OMG LOOK HOW ADORABLE SHE IS, SHE'S SO CUTE, FROG GIRL, OMG IS IT OK IF I PINCH YOUR CHEEKS? AAAAAAAHHHH ILL BAKE COOKIES RN, WANNA HELP? YOU CAN LEARN OUR FAMILY RECIPE, SINCE YA KNOW, YOURE PART OF THE FAMILY NOW!

Kacchako

Mitsuki: are you being paid?

Masaru: I need another sane pers- AAHHH SAVE ME-

Ochako's dad: what tf who do you think you are

Ochako's mom: awww he's so feisty!

(I watched a video and it had a hilarious line and it's now what Hawks says to Roman-)