Todomomo

Todo: there's only one cookie left

Momo: sorry kids, mommy's getting that Cookie

Kirimina

Kiri: someday you're gonna be all grown up

Akane: when that happens, you'll be dead

Miruhawks

Rumi: you gotta stop letting people walk all over you

Dove: oKaYyy

Iidamei

Iida: Kevin can you read chapter 18?

Child: No I cannot

Child: wazzup, I'm Kevin, I'm nineteen, and I never learned how to read

Kamijirou

Kami: Synthia, it's gonna eat you! Oh my god Synthia!

Stormi: AAAAAAAAAAA

Dabi x toga

No

Nejitama

Amai: Daddy?

Nejire: DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY?

Mt.Kamui

Kamui: do you wanna hold the spider?

Okuri: yes.

Kamui:*puts spider in hand*

Okuri: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ryushot

Meg: look Dad! It's the good kush!

Edgie and Ryuko: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?

Reiko x Shinsou

Reiko: Honey? Mommy wants to go home and get drun- get some sleep!