help i can't stop thinking abt bkdk

this one-shot is so mf stupid

fantasy/tribal hybrid au

that's an edit i made up there ↑

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"Are you trying to die shitty hair!?" Katsuki pulled back the red head by his ear before the green haired person across the dirt road would notice them.

"Ow ow ow! It's just sheep! We can take them!" The retriever hybrid complained while rubbing his ear.

The blonde couldn't help but mumble a few curses at his friends stupidity. "Look closer. They're a ram, and a kick from either, sheep or ram, is enough to cave your skull in." It was hard trying to act like he didn't know the boy.

"Woah, does that mean I could have just died?" Eijiro receive a hash slap to the head.

"Yeah you dumbass! Let's just find something different."

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"I'm sorry for ignoring you baby." Katsuki nuzzled his face into the small ram's green hair. A giggle escaped the boys throat as he played with Katsuki's tail.

"Awww, are you just so sad you giant puppy? I know you didn't want to." Izuku tipped his head back and kissed the wolf's chin. Katsuki folded the hem of Izuku's long, dark green skirt between his fingers as his face flushed. (plz don't @ me about the skirt, just think about how hard it would be to find pants that fit a ram's hind legs)

"You know I never want to ignore you. And I always have to make you seem like a bad guy. . ." They both stood up and headed to the kitchen of their small cottage, and while Katsuki began to take boiled vegetables off the fire, Izuku took freshly baked bread from the oven.

The gold decorations on the greenette's horns jingled quietly, the rings and chains catching the light of the moon. "Don't be such a big baby! You still get cuddles when you get home!"

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"Shit shit shit shit!" Denki shouted, ducking just in time for his head to not be crushed.

A hoof planted itself on the blonde's back and held him to the ground. "You think you can just come into my home, and try and take my things." Izuku seethed.

"Please please I beg of you! I'm sorry! Please I don't want to die!" The blonde begged, trying to squirm away.

A harsh stomp kept him still when he felt something in his back pop.

Suddenly, Izuku was pulled off of Denki by his arms. On instinct, he kicked backwards and was dropped as whoever was holding him held their shin.

"H-holy fucking shit!"

Izuku looked back to see a blonde wolf that he knew all to well, clutching his leg in pain.

He had to physically fight himself from rushing over to apologize and make sure he was okay.

Eijiro grabbed Katsuki and helped him stand, while the electric blonde helped support his other side. They quickly tried to scurry away, but Izuku had to keep up the tough boy act and stood up.

"Ten seconds before I shatter your spine!" He angrily shouted.

Denki shrieked and began to rush.

"You fucking idiot! Ow holy shit, this fucking hurts!" Katsuki cursed aloud, struggling to keep up with the other two.

"Guys I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know it belonged to a ram!?" 

"Or you just don't fucking break into someone's house!"

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When Katsuki limped his way into the stone cottage, he was met with a full table of spicy foods.

"What's all this for?" He asked, gently making his way towards a seat next to Izuku.

The boy in question looked down in shame. "An apology. Let me see your leg."

Katsuki did as told and propped his leg onto the greenette's lap. Izuku examined it carefully, moving blonde fur from his shin to see an ugly bruise.

"That old lady, Recovery Girl she calls herself, was able to use magic so the bone wasn't completely shattered. It's still going to bruise and I'll be limping for a while, but it'll be fine." The wolf confidently spoke, holding his chine high like he owned the world.

"I feel like shit for doing that. . ." Izuku mumbled.

"Well I kind of deserved it. I shouldn't have tried to grab you." The ram began getting a bowl of spicy curry and rice.

Izuku gently began to spoon feed the wolf. "Well because I feel bad, I get to spoil you until you're better." He huffed.

"I'm not complaining."

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"I swear if one of your friends ruins this I'm actually going to snap their spine." Izuku grumbled.

Katsuki chuckled and ran his hands through the greenette's hair, rubbing his scalp and ears. (i swear, getting to rub the back of your ears after wearing a mask all day feels so fricking good). He pushed Izuku's hair away from his eyes and gave a quick peck to his forehead.

"No need, because I made sure-"

"Bakubro! What're you doing with the ram?!"

"What were you going to say exactly?"

The pair turned to see three others.

Katsuki began sweating nervously when Izuku  stood up. "Guys, really not a good time." He tried to shoo them away.

He just barely had enough time to shoot forward and grab Izuku by the horns when he charged. He was mindful not to nick his skin between the gold accessories.

"Katsuki Bakugou, you will let go of me right now, or I'll make sure to break both your shins this time." Even though Izuku was much smaller, the blonde let go nonetheless.

"Baby please-"

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