Dabi: no loud blondes
Shoto: nii-Chan
Dabi: no
Shoto: what about hawks
Dabi: what about him
Shoto: he's loud and blonde
Dabi: what's your point
Shoto: you're dating him
Dabi: ??? What gave you that idea
Shoto: I have connected the dots
Dabi: you didn't connect sh*t
Shoto: I've connected the dots
Dabi: hawks and me aren't dating
Shoto: but you guys were cuddling
Dabi: the idiot ended up with a cold and was freezing. He was just using me for my warmth
Shoto: what about the kiss
Dabi: ...you're grounded -///////-