💥Katsuki Bakugou💥

Bitch,
I hope the fuck you do,
or you're gonna be a dead son of a bitch;
 I tell you that.

🔥❄Shoto Todoroki🔥❄

The Dad: Hey son, what you doin?
The Son: My homework of course!
The Dad: Your Mom and I are getting divorced.

🥦Izuku Midoriya🥦

I GOT TWO FREE TACOS!!!

⚡Denki Kaminari⚡

This bitch empty,

YEET!!!

❤Eijiro Kirishima❤

Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!

💜Hitoshi Shinsou💜

This coffee is bitter,
Like my soul.
I need something black,
Like my soul.
Fuck! It's cold,
Like my soul.

💙Neito Monoma💙

So,
I'm sitting there,
Barbecue sauce on my titties-

💖Tamaki Amajiki💖

Reporter: Who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?

Person: I've never been to Oovoo javer

🖤Fumikage Tokoyami🖤

Road work ahead?
Yeah,
I sure hope it does.

🦔Tenya Iida🦔

Guy 1: WhY aReN't ThE dIsHeS iN aLpHaBeTiCaL oRdEr?

Guy 2: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

🍇Minoru Mineta🍇

What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read!

🔥Dabi🔥

Guy 1: *coughs* 

(All singing from now on)
Guy 2: Coughing, coughing, you'll be in a coffin! If you don't stop coughing!

Guy 1: Woah okay I'm stopping!

Thanks For Reading! 💖

-Lilly