New children. You guys r sure to enjoy these bbs.

"Class settle down please. We have two new students joining us today. Peach, Cedar, you can introduce yourselves if you wish." Marley looked up from his computer and froze when he seen one of them.

She was absolutely adorable. She had poofy hair, dyed pink with some blue and purple just in the tips of the curls. Her eyes were hazel, so full of life you could see the sparkle in them, and over them was a pair of pixelated glasses that didn't have a lens and seemed to serve as a design choice.

She was wearing a yellow hoodie which Marley made out some patches on, the most notable being the Japanese flag, and a heart with the bisexual flag colors on it.

Underneath was a green shirt that had a 1-up and read "get a life" in bold letters. She was wearing teal boot like wheelies and a knitted Viking helmet of the same color.

He hadn't even heard her introduce himself he was so entranced.

"Peach you'll be sitting by Marley Heere-Mell." The teacher pointed to Marley's desk and the girl nodded, rolling her way over and bouncing in the seat.

Marley tried avoiding eye contact but it failed.

"Hello there." She smiled at him and revealed she had bracelets. He waved awkwardly, feeling blush taking over every inch of his face. "Are you alright?"

"Y-Yeah I'm f-fine." He whispered and she nodded, still smiling, although not as wide, and turned around in her seat, gently tapping her hands on the desk.

Across the room, Oak was focusing on Cedar, and not because of her name alone. She was quite pretty, and Oak found herself slightly turning red.

This girl had wavy brown hair with black at the end, most of it falling in her face before being pulled back into a ponytail. She was wearing a dark purple cardigan that was clearly oversized, and underneath was a gray flannel.

She also wore some jeans over her black leggings, and they were stopped by some nice boots that matched her jacket.

She was told to sit in front of Oak, and she giggled a bit as she made her way over.

"Looks like we're tree buds huh?" She asked, holding her hand out for a fist bump. Oak returned the gesture and felt her other hand start sweating, and she wiped it on her pants.

This was going to be a fun day.

***

Lunch came around, and it looks like Cedar and Peach had practically became friends with Oak and Marley.

"Wait...so both of you have two dads?" Cedar asked and Marley and Oak nodded in unison.

"And they're related." Marley smiled awkwardly, trying not to blush like crazy.

"Oh wow that's crazy. And who are all your uncles again!?" Peach asked, wide eyes full of interest.

"Oh God where do I even start with this... there's Uncle Squip, who also goes by Eric, he's a super computer and stuff it's a long story. There's Uncle Neo, he's my dad's brother, Uncle James, also my dad's brother, err, step brother, Uncle Evan, Oak's dad, same for Uncle Jared, there's Uncles Sal and Alec, they are Papa's brothers, there's Uncle Rich, who is my uncle through Uncle Alec marrying Uncle Randy, which makes Jake my uncle as well." Marley caught his breath and beginning to eat his sushi(thank u Michael).

"Wait your uncle...is a computer?" Cedar asked and Marley sighed, preparing to explain this.

"Okay so my dad swallowed a super computer and it basically lived in his head and like...tried to take over the school or something like that. And my Papa had to get it out of him with Mountain Dew Red, the vintage stuff, and it basically saved the school and quite possibly the world. Yeah it's a crazy story but somehow he came back but as a human." Marley pulled up a picture on his phone and showed them.

"He is wearing curlers." Cedar chuckled a bit and Peach stared at the picture a solid 20 seconds before speaking.

"His hair is so curly. I want to braid it!" Peach exclaimed and Marley's eyes glowed practically at the thought of inviting her over.

"My parents wouldn't mind a friend visiting. Even though we legit just met...you could, if you wanted to, and with your p-parents c-consent of cours-course." Marley stammered out and Peach nodded enthusiastically, pulling out her phone and texting her parents.

"They said ey-okay. But you're driving me home."

"O-Ok!" Marley went to throw away his napkins and junk from lunch, and Peach went with him, skating as she did.

That left Cedar and Oak.

"So...could you maybe come over tonight?" Oak asked, wiping even more sweat off of her hands quickly.

"Sure. My house isn't too far from here so I should be able to find my way back."

"C-Cool." Voice crack. Oak scolded herself internally before continuing. "You know, my dad really really likes trees...so like...umm...be careful and stuff when you say your name becaus he'll start rambling."

"Like you just did?"

"Y-Yeah."

"Okay."

That moment was when Peach and Marley came back, and it appears they were conversing about Mario Kart.

Fun.

***

Marley opened the door and froze at the sight of his fathers, and his kid uncles screaming at the television.

"Peach t-this is my family." Marley motioned and she nodded, quickly skating over to the couch and around it, examining them quickly.

"Alright so the grown Filipino male is one of your dads, the grown brunette is the other, and if my memory serves these are your young uncles, Sal, Neo, and James." She blinked calmly and everybody had froze when she finished.

"Marley did you bring a psychic into our house?" Michael asked, pausing the game they had been playing and coming over to see the short girl.

"Dad, Papa, this is Peach. She just started Middleborough high today so I accidentally invited her over." Marley awkwardly scratched his neck and noticed that both his fathers were now examining the girl.

She blinked a few times innocently, just when Jeremy spotted the bi heart patch.

"Hello fell bisexual child." He put a hand out and she quickly highfived it.

"Jeremy, you realize her name is Peach, she is wearing a decorated hoodie, isn't straight, and has patches...right?"

"Yeah." Michael put his hands on Jeremy's cheeks and squished then and his smile was bright.

"She's me Jeremy. She is literally me."