FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!~
GUYS GUESS WHAT I FINALLY GOT TAGGED!!!!!!!!!!!! By meh bro COOKIEDUMMY!!!!! YAY, tank chuuuuu!!!!!!!!!! Okie so here are de qeustions....and I can't spell to save my life but anywhoooooooooooo~~~~~~~X3 (Hey Toby mind being my interviewer? Toby: Sure X3)
Ticci Toby: Okie, question #1: Do you have a crush?
Me: Yes, yes I do and his name is Park Jimin......though Jung Hoseok(J-hope) is bias wrecking the hec out of me!!!! >/////< I love all our Bangtan Boys though!!!!!!^^
Ticci Toby: Lmao I know you talk about them all the time.XD Okie #2: What's your middle name?
Me: I thought I told you already, but for those who don't know, my middle name is Denise. I looked it up and it's the name of the Greek Goddess of Wine!^^
Offender: ooohhhh
Me: No Offender......fuck off -_-
Offender: *pouts then yelp in surprise Slenderman practically drags him away*
Me: Thanks Slendy ^^ okie Toby what's the next question
Ticci Toby: okie, what is your height
Me: 5'2 1/2
Candypop: Awwww, you're so short X3
Me: *pouts* grrrr, NEXT QUESTION!!!!!
Candypop: Aww don't be mad, being short is a good thing, I mean me being tall I can reach things you can't, but you being as short and tiny as you are you can squeeze and get into things that I can't
Jason the Toymaker: and you don't have to duck in certain doorways, Idk how, but this fool over here *points towards Pop* no matter how many times he's been through my blue door he still manages to bump his head every now and then
Candypop: your door is so small, how the hell do YOU even get through it without bumping your head?
Jason the Toymaker: well it's MY door....duh
Me: anywhooooooooooo, next question
Ticci Toby: what's your shoe size?
Jason the Toymaker: oh I even know that, she's a size 8 in women's
Laughing Jack: but your feet are so small though
Me: I know and they are, but despite meh small feet, I'm *shrugs* a size 8
Ticci Toby: the next question is what is your eye color?
Jeff the Killer: oh pfft, anyone with eyes can see that
Eyeless Jack: HEY!!!!!
Jeff the Killer: sorry dude....wait can't you still see though?
Eyeless Jack: yea
Slenderman: you know even though my eye sight is very good, better then you guys actually, despite the fact that I literally have NO FACE WHAT SO EVER!!!! I still feel a tiny bit offended
Splendorman: yea so do I, and I HAVE a face
Offenderman: you know despite the fact that we're brothers and have seen each other for a VERY long time, I still find it weird that Trender wears glasses even though he has NO EYES
Trenderman: *scoffs* please, glasses are the style, okay and they always will be
Offenderman: pff, I have more style then you do, yea sure glasses are fine, but at least I don't wear a granny sweater, I mean who doesn't love a man with a trench coat and a fedora hat, and these awesome boots
Trenderman: *scoffs offended* well AT LEAST I wear PANTS
Offenderman: okay, just so you know, I'm always fully dressed, I mean sometimes I don't wear a shirt, but I'm only pantsless around you guys and in the bed with meh lady
Kate the Chaser: okay 1. tmi, no one needed to know that and 2. THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE ROOM YOU PERVY FAGET *points at Sally and Lazari who are hding behind LuLu*
Me: AND 3. LET ME ANSWER THE DAMNED QUESTION
Masky: yea we need to carry on guys, *to hoodie who's recording* you're getting this right?
Hoodie: yea I've been recording since the beginning of the interview
Me: anywho, to answer you guys question, my eyes are a dark chocolate brown but they're not too dark where you can't see the black dot in the middle, though when I'm facing the directions the sun's in my eyes are a regular chocolate.
Splendorman: yea they're really pretty
Me: Awe thanks ^^
Ticci Toby: okie moving on: When was the last time you cried?
Me: oh wow, hmm let's see *tries to remember* last time I cried.....was.....when I was on the Carnival Magic in my room, when I thought my mom was being totally unfair, cause she wanted to go to the casino, and I didn't wanna go cause of the smoking, I despise the smell of it and all types of smoking and drugs
Jason the Toymaker: yea so do I
Candypop: yea stay away from drugs kids and teens, everyone just stay away from them
Puppeteer: yea, I mean unless you wanna go to jail or end up 6 feet under eventually, because you got cancer and you wouldn't stop smoking and what not
Me: exactly, so she said I could stay in the room, but then when we got there, she ended up being in a petty mood and we both ended up going back to the room, and I cried in the bathroom cause I felt like I was getting punished instead being there to just help them get around, but it was just that one time, the rest of the cruise was really fun ^^
Bloody Painter: yea I remember you told us that
Judge Angel: yea that sucks, but at least you were still able to fun
Me: yea ^^
Ticci Toby: okie moving on: what is your biggest fear?
Me: spiders, I hate 'em. I can't stand to even look at them *cringes*
Jason the Toymaker: same here
Laughing Jack: *snickers and is about to put a spider on Jason's head*
Jason the Toymaker: *snatches Candypop's giant smiley face hammer and holds it up being ready to smack LJ across the room* don't fucking try me bitch *smacks LJ across room and LJ ends up going through the wall into a deep hole in the ground outside* and STAY THERE
Laughing Jack: you know I can just stretch my arms and get out right
Jason the Toymaker: I mean if you want to be eaten by Mister Glutton who's literally at the entrance of the hole your in
Laughing Jack: never mind then
Ticci Toby: anywhooooooooooooo, moving on: What was the last song you listened to?
Me: oh meh gurd, the last song I listened to was Kill This Love by Blackpink
Everyone: YASS
Me: who wants to do the dance with me?! I call Jennie!!!!!!
Slenderman: I call Lisa, 'cause I'm de one with de long legs *kicks his leg up like Lisa does in the dance*
Candypop: I call Rosé, 'cause it may not be red but it long and FABULOUS *flips his hair like Rosé does in the video*
Jason the Toymaker: I wanna be Jisoo!!!!!!!!
Me: okie, then everyone else can be le backup dancers X3 hoodie chu recording dis?
Hoodie: yerp *gives a thumbs up*
Me: okie lets get it, lets go *everyone gets into position as the music starts*
(Heads up: Jennie de one wit de long black pony tail, Lisa de one with de long legs and shorts and long grayish brown ish long hair, Rosé is de one wit de light brown hair and long pants, and Jisoo de one with de blood red hair and shorts)
https://youtu.be/MOwaUlXZxkI
Me: *after the song and dance ends* THAT WAS FRAGGING AWESOME!!!!
Candypop: hoodie you got that right, please tell me you did
Hoodie: yep, and I'm posting it too
Jason the Toymaker: YASS
Slenderman: okay, Toby what's the next question?
Ticci Toby: who was the last person you texted?
Me: well that would be vintagexsucker, I'm kind of her therapist now *looks at the camera* oh and sissy and all meh peeps watching, I wuv chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤💖💕😍🌹^^
Ticci Toby: well that was the last question, now you just have to tag 10 people ^^
Me: okie ^^ Well de ten peeps I will choose to tag will be:
If chu has been choosen, chu has to answer these questions in one of your stories okie, I can't wait to see what you guys have to say, thanks for coming, I hope you enjoyed de show, I wuv chuuuuuuuuu, until next time!!!!! ^^
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