New aesthetic: Jouta being a little shit to Kakyoin. And Kakyoin being a little shit right back. 

Like father -- like son. 

Or also titled: Kakyoin shouldn't be left alone with children (these are all jokes. kak would be a good father) ((some of these are stolen from irondad incorrect quotes on tumblr))

These are just a bunch of incorrect quotes

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Jouta: (t-posing) Hello, parental figure.

Kakyoin: Hello, problem child. 

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Jotaro: Don't kill each other while I'm gone.

Kakyoin: Of course!

(the moment he's out the door)

Jouta: Eat shit.

Kakyoin:  I made you. I can unmake you. 

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Jouta: Hey, Dad, what do you call cheese that's not yours?

Kakyoin: You're my biggest regret. 

Jouta: (summoning Charmy Green) Not-your cheese. 

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Jouta: Can we go to Mcdonalds?

Kakyoin: Sure. (buys a single black coffee for himself and leaves)

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Jotaro: (playing with Jouta) Awe, look at him. Isn't he cute?

Kakyoin: (narrows his eyes) I know what game you're playing. 

Jotaro: ... We've talked about this--

Kakyoin: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR! (aggressively shakes Jouta)

Jouta: (screams)

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Kakyoin: Here comes the chu-chu trian!

Jouta: (tearing up) Don't lie to me, Dad. That's a spoon. 

Kakyoin: THEN HERE COMES THE SPOON YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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Jotaro: What shall we name him?

Kakyoin: Dio.

Jotaro: What-?

Kakyoin: Becasue he's a bastard. 

Jotaro: Then, why did you insit we have him?!

Kakyoin: So, I could torment someone and forget the pain I feel everyday. And maybe see that there is a future for me. 

Jotaro:.... We need to get you into therapy 

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Jouta: You brought me a birthday gift, on my birthday to my birthday party?

Kakyoin: Yes...?

Jouta: (smashes a bottle on his head)

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Polneraff: He's such a cute littel boy!

Kakyoin: Don't let him fool you. 

Polneraff: (abesnt mindingly playing with Jouta)

Kakyoin: Another has fallen.

Jotaro: For the last time -- stop. 

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Kakyoin: (looking around frantically) Shit, where is it?

Kakyoin: (picking Jouta up off the floor) Oh. Here it is. 

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Jouta: Dad, its the good kosh!

Kakyoin: It's the dollar store, how good could it be?

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Jotaro: And this one is from Dad, specifically! (hands Jouta Kakyoin's gift)

Jouta: (unwarps the gift) (with fake enthusiasm) It's an avacoado. Yay! 

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Kakyoin: Make sure baby stays warm. (looks at Jouta)

Kakyoin: (picks up Jouta and opens the oven) Well,if they say so. 

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Jouta: I wanna go to the moon!

Kakyoin: Why wait! (summons Heirophant to throw Jouta to the fucking stars)

Jotaro: (stops him) Seriously. What the fuck.

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Jotaro: Why the hell, is there a cow in our living room?

Kakyoin: An article told me that fresh milk is best for babies. 

Jotaro: Breast milk. 

Kakyoin: Well, fuck, where will I get that shit? Polneraff?

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Jouta: :(

Kakyoin: Turn that forwn upside down!

Jouta: ):

Kakyoin: Listen here, you litle shit-

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Jouta: You locked us otside, again.

Kakyoin: No! I got the keys right here...

Kakyoin: (yeets Jouta through a window)

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Kakyoin: Why is your tongue blue?

Jouta: (Remembering how Jotaro told him specifically not to eat sprinkles straight out of the container with a spoon)

Jouta: I decided to see what paint tasted like. 

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Kakyoin: You know, me and Polneraff are actually married?

Jouta: I thought you were only married to Papa?

Kakyoin: I am. It was a drunken mistake and we got married in a McDonald's in I think, India. 

Jouta: ...

Jouta: Are there wedding photos?

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Jotaro:  What's your blood type?

Jouta: (bleeding out) You should know, this!  B positive!

Jotaro: (screaming)  I'M TRYING!

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(eating dinner)

Kakyoin: I fuck Jotaro on this table when you are at school, like, all the time. 

Jouta: (chokes on his rice and is revolted)

Jotaro: (laughing) It's a part of life. Get over it. Your parents fuck. 

Jouta: ONE NORMAL FMAILY DINNER! IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK--