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"Are you going to climb that?" Taehyung asked as he quietly parked the car at the side of the perimeter wall of Seokjin's mansion

"Yes." Seokjin said confidently 

"Second floor doesn't doesn't sound too bad but..." Taehyung sounded concerned, so Seokjin told him a brief tale about having crept back home like that a million times before Yoongi's accident.

"Moreover, there are no cameras on this side of the house," he added before getting out of the car and ushering Taehyung out because the younger was about to make his fingers bleed from all that nervous chewing.

Taehyung tried not to notice the limp in Seokjin's steps too much but he just had to reach out and give his ass a good squeeze to release some nervousness from himself, causing the older to yelp and smack his hand away. 

"Get on my shoulders," Taehyung suggested before crouching on the ground and Seokjin reluctantly swung his legs over Taehyung's shoulders after complaning about his weight being too much to bear and that he could climb over by himself just fine.

Slowly, cautiously, Taehyung hoisted himself on his feet and staggered for a frightening second but Seokjin pressed his hands on the wall to steady themselves. Then, with a galloping heart, Seokjin fully outstretched his arms to grab the top of the perimeter wall and get his knees on Taehyung's shoulder before completely lifting himself off his lover and jumping over the wall. He landed on the ground painfully but he reassured the person on the other side that he was all good before cracking his neck and knuckles to prepare to climb his bedroom window.

Seokjin dragged one of the wooden garden chairs from the dead garden and placed it right under his window before climbing on the furniture and reaching out for the ledge. Once he secured his hold, his lifted his body and swiftly opened the window before tumbling into his bedroom, squeaking a few ow's during the process.

Taehyung: You alright, Romeo?

Seokjin blushed and typed with aching fingers.

Seokjin: just a few broken bones

Seokjin: aside from that, i'm good

Taehyung: Hyung :( are you hurt?

Seokjin: will u kiss them better

Taehyung: Want me to come over?

Seokjin: u mean risk your life? no thanks

Taehyung: XD Alright then, baby. I'll be going.

Seokjin: okay 🙁 let me know when u reach home

It wasn't too late in the night yet so Seokjin decided to silently tiptoe around the second landing of the mansion to check if his parents were there. They weren't thankfully. He sighed in relief, even though he knew he had to face them sooner or later, and began to walk down the corridor when his brother appeared out of his room. 

"Oh, it's you," his brother rasped. His eyes were bloodshot and his hair was a bird's nest as usual, and it made Seokjin guilty because he was outside having the time of his life with his boyfriend while his brother was being a slave to their parents.

"Were Eommo-nim and Abbeo-nim here?" Seokjin asked.

"Yes." And Seokjun returned to his room.

Seokjin massaged his temples as he made his way to his room and plopped down on the bed, waiting for a message from his lover and simultaneously planning their next date.

Fancy restaurant... Arcade... Amusement park... Hmm...

His train of thoughts were interupted by the vibration opf his phone.

Shit, I forgot about Yoongi.

"Are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you want me to come over?" Seokjin spluttered as he picked the call.

"What?" Yoongi drawled. "No, I didn't die, if that's what you're worried about." 

He sounded very casual with a hint of sleepiness so Seokjin finally exhaled the breath he was holding.

"Did you enjoy your date?" Yoongi asked somewhat awkwardly.

"Um, yeah."

"Your legs are still working?"

"Yoongi!" Seokjin hissed and rolled his eyes but he couldn't help but smile.

"Okay, great. How do you ask someone out?" Yoongi got straight to the point.

Oh, so that's why...

"I mean, it depends on who you're asking out," Seokjin said playfully. "I can't share my divine knowledge unless I know who this person is."

"Oh fuck this-"

"Hoseok is usually free between lunch hour and an hour following that."

"...keep talking."

"He got you flowers every week when you were hospitalised..."

"What flowers do you think he likes?"

After playing love guru, Seokjin discarded his clothes to pamper himself with a hot bath. As he sat on the cold surface of the bathtub, waiting for the water to touch the brim, he thought of those times when Taehyung used to carry him to the tub because he was so sore after their session, or so he said just to be carried by Taehyung.

Oh Taehyung...

His hand had subconsciously rested on his heart, feeling the rhythm of love. He wanted to be in charge of their next date so he could make Taehyung feel just as happy as he made him that day.

Seokjin: when r u free next?

Taehyung: Tomorrow, if you want me to be.

Seokjin giggled at Taehyung instant reply.

Seokjin: don't skip work for me🔪

Taehyung: But :( I wanna be with you.

Taehyung: Where do you wanna go tomorrow?

Seokjin bit his lips.

Seokjin: it's a surprise

Taehyung: Don't uno reverse on me, hyung.

Seokjin: 😼

Taehyung: Aww, my little kitten<3

Seokjin blushed. He definitely didn't intend to get that reaction.

Seokjin: ur kitten misses u

Seokjin: kitten feels lonely :(

The last text was a total lie. He just wanted some attention.

Taehyung: Video call?

Seokjin: yes

The look on Taehyung's face when he realized Seokjin was in the bathtub was priceless.

"You're acting like you hadn't seen my naked ass, like, a few hours ago," Seokjin teased him.

"Yeah, but still..." Taehyung continued to look totally entranced. "This is our first video call."

"You're saying it like this is our first time fucking," Seokjin continued to sass.

"Mmm..."

"What?" Seokjin started to feel a little warm downstairs at Taehyung's (sensual?) hum, so he tilted the phone to only display his eyes and hair.

"Don't be like that kitten," Taehyung murmured lewdly. "Let me see you."

Seokjin, feeling red in the face, readjusted his phone so Taehyung could view his neck, his collarbones, his shoulders and...

Taehyung licked his lips and Seokjin automatically rubbed his thighs together, whimpering against his own will.

"Oh? What is it kitten?" Taehyung teased him with a gently creeping smirk before whispering, "Do you want to be touched again, hm?"

Seokjin nodded shamelessly, eyes widened like the needy little kitten he was.

"Then let's have some fun, shall we?"

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I'll leave the rest to your imagination ;)