familiar faces
Theswankyseal and R.A.N.C.E.L were confused by what uzi just asked them, and both looked at each other with a what the bloody hell did she say look
R.A.N.C.E.L: (is she a masochist or something)
Uzi: Sorry, sometimes I say that, but anyway, you said you have a ship?
Jack: Yeah, I have a ship, but it's low on fuel, so I came out here looking for parts so I can refuel it and leave this planet
Uzi: (I kinda don't want him to leave)
Oh well, maybe I can help you get parts, and you can help me get parts for my kickass railgun
Jack: It looks like I don't need to make a body for you anymore
R.A.N.C.E.L: Oh, come on, please, I can still help you out it's so boring being a hologram, just hovering over you like a helicopter mom on acid
Jack: All right then, but promise me you won't be annoying as one
R.A.N.C.E.L: deal now let's get these parts before something tries to kill us out here. I'm scanning the area, and there seems to be multiple hostile drones besides uzi nearby
Uzi: Well, let's start looking before we become scrap
All three of them explored around looking for fresh parts until Jack was spotted by one of the murder drones
???: Wait, is that our toy Jack~
Jack: Wait, way does that voice sound familiar? No, it can't be

J: Oh, hiii there, sweetie, it's been so long since you me N and V hung out, but I'm feeling a bit hungry and your on my menu OH GIRLS
two other drones flew next to J,
N: What are you calling us for
V: Yeah, I was cutting some poor bastard in half until you interrupted me,
J: Forget what you were doing we have more important matters at hand, like our husband is being taken by some emo girl
Uzi: Bite me, he's staying with me
Jack/R.A.N.C.E.L: um fucking excuse me
N: Oh heyyy jack can't wait to read you bedtime story's
V: and I can't wait to have my way with him forcefully
J: me two
Both j and v lick their lips and heart eyes on their visors
R.A.N.C.E.L:
Uzi/Jack: And what is it
R.A.N.C.E.L: RUN LIKE PUSSYS
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