MARVEL ALUMNUS AND THEN SOME

THE GODFATHER
Uh, why are you leaving Ontario Rey

THE GODMOTHER
I would also like to know why

CANT MAN
Is something going on with you and
Sebastian sweetie

TONY STANK
Please tell me you two aren't getting
a divorce

MY HUSBAND
I'd literally cry

BLADE RENNER
I'd celebrate and then cry

KING FOSTER
Okay what the fuck

QUEEN FOSTER
Sebastian and I are perfectly fine
Why does everyone always jump to
divorce when something's wrong

HOLLANDAISE
Because most celebrity marriages end
in divorce

QUEEN FOSTER
We were friends long before we were
celebrities okay, we're not getting a fucking
divorce so chill out

SPEEDY GONZALES
Such hostility

RATT
Damn kid

KING FOSTER
Maybe you guys should chill. She's
not exactly in the best mood

QUEEN FOSTER
You're half right. I'm sitting on the plane
watching yours and Anthony's best
moments. Some happiness has come
from it

MACKSTER
I feel special

HYDRA SCUM
But why are you on the plane, Rey
That's what all of us wanna know

QUEEN FOSTER
My dad has lung cancer okay and I'm
going to be with him before I can't
anymore. Is that okay with you all?

HOLLANDAISE
I'm shook

THE GODMOTHER
I'm so sorry Rey

QUEEN FOSTER
Sorry for being rude about it but I
can't handle this shit at all

DADDY CHADDY
Is this what's been going on with
you lately? Is this what's been on your
mind?

QUEEN FOSTER
Yes

TONY STANK
Why didn't you just tell us, Reyna

QUEEN FOSTER
I could hardly tell my own husband lol
Don't take it personally

BLADE RENNER
I'm gonna fucking cry
I hate this
Your dad is like the best man I know

QUEEN FOSTER
Yeah, he's the best man I know too

MY HUSBAND
I hate this for you, Rey

THE GODFATHER
You know we're always gonna be
here for you Reyna

QUEEN FOSTER
Yeah, I know

VAN DER HOODSEN
Poor Matt 😪

QUEEN FOSTER
After this I'm officially parentless, how
fucking wonderful

KING FOSTER
That's not true

QUEEN FOSTER
Huh

KING FOSTER
You have my mom and stepdad, both
of whom love you like their own. It's been
that way since they met you, Reyna Lynn

HYDRA SCUM
I'm currently crying okay

VAN DER HOODSEN
Sometimes I forget you two have known
each other since you were kids

QUEEN FOSTER
Currently trying to suppress my tears
to keep people from looking at me, thank
you Sebastian. Please hurry the hell up
and get down to me

KING FOSTER
Of course, babygirl

MACKSTER
My Reynastian heart