MARVEL ALUMNUS AND THEN SOME

QUEEN FOSTER
Okay, so I'm getting a restraining order

TONY STANK
Wait, on who

KING FOSTER
Chase, he showed up at our house

BLADE RENNER
Well... *loads pistol*

QUEEN FOSTER
The fans are all on my Instagram right
now wondering who he is. I think I'm
going to tell them...if I don't it'll
continue to bother me.

MY HUSBAND
Don't tell them if it doesn't make you
comfortable, Rey.

VAN DER HOODSEN
And your fans are fucking crazy, okay?
You tell them and they're the ones who
are gonna start showing up at people's
houses uninvited, maybe even with pitch
forks and shit.

MY HUSBAND
This isn't the 1840's, Blake. Who the
fuck carries pitchforks anymore? You
know those crazy bitches are gonna
show up with guns and knives and
grenades. They're gonna go dead ass
Winter Soldier on his ass.

BLADE RENNER
And I'll join those crazy bitches in doing
so

QUEEN FOSTER
Stop referring to my fans as crazy bitches.

KING FOSTER
Well, they are

HEMSWORTHY
Yours are no better, Sebastian

RATT
"Sit on my face, daddy"
"Can't believe Sebastian Stan invented
thigh riding"
"I want Sebastian Stan to give me thigh
burn with his Bucky beard"

SPEEDY GONZALES
Wow

HOLLANDAISE
Very dedicated fans you have

KING FOSTER
So they're a little sexual minded, but
they're not crazy

THE GODFATHER
"I want Seb to nail me down with that
hammer"
"I want Seb to bash my head with that
hammer"

KING FOSTER
Okay so they're crazy

QUEEN FOSTER
Yeah

CANT MAN
So are you gonna tell them

QUEEN FOSTER
I'm gonna tell someone
I can't live like this any longer
Some awareness needs to be held

BLADE RENNER
Can I still kill him

KING FOSTER
No

THE GODMOTHER
I'm proud of you, Rey

KING FOSTER
So am I

HYDRA SCUM
I'm late but I'm proud of you too

QUEEN FOSTER
Thank you guys.

RATT
Go get em tiger

QUEEN FOSTER
Wish me luck