So, um.

Hi.

It is I.

The, uh, author.

Who hasn't uploaded this book in FOREVER BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT

I'm sorry.

I'm just... Peeved at myself for ignoring my art book.

Which is kinda important since I'm considering going to an art academy in the future...?

Maybe.

Anyways, as always, I come bearing gifts!

I mean, not really. I come bearing cringe and life traumas.

And, uh...

You don't actually have to be here.

You can just, you know. Leave.

I'll give you a moment.

(DUDE RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE)

(RUN IF YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE AND HAVE ONE)

...

Oh, you're still here?

Cool.

So, here is my newest creation...

I call it 'A Vegetative State'.

It's kinda blurry, but I'm doing this at 2 am so I don't think I'm alive enough to care if you can see the details or not.

I know, I know.

It's not exactly Anti, like I promised, but I tried. I ACTUALLY TRIED FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

But obviously I suck at making real life characters.

Or characters that don't live inside my mind.

But, hey!

Maybe you don't have Anti, but you know who you got?

Your best friend...

=)

FLOWEY

*evil chuckle*

I'm kidding.

That's not what I was going for.

But it DOES look like him!

It.

Like it.

Since it's a flower.

I dunno when I'll make my next drawing.

I have an art project about SHPEACE that I'm late on, so I'll post that when I finish.

BTW, that's how I say 'space'.

Deal with it.

.-.

I guess goodbye is in order?

Wait, no. That's too boring.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

*does weird two-pats-on-chest-with-fist-then-peace-sign-in-air greeting*

peace out mah broskis

(*dies of cringe*)