So I'm casually watching TV and only kids shows are on right now, so I'm watching this show called Paw Patrol.

They needed water for some reason that Idek, and they're all like running around to find a bucket of water, and there's this one character that always has water hoses attached to his back (Nick Jr logic.)

So I just tell the T.V., "Dudebro, just ask Sans to put out the fire."

Sans?  Seriously, the character is named Marshall. Like wtf? Sans?

I still can't believe myself, Sans? 

Undertale has corrupted my life.

Oh, and this has been happening, too.

When I type "me", my phone friggin' suggests "Mettaton."

Please get me immediate help.

I just realize that I like a show about puppies that are like heroes.

And I actually have an OTP from said show.

What the hell happened to me? I used to be a nice normal girl, but then life had different plans.

Seriously, get me immediate help.

Anyway, the next chapter of TDM should be finished today (finally).

Later Haters.

Just great. This, too now.