AFTER EXTENSIVE SEARCHING, I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT THERE IS NO CAPS LOCK

I GUESS I'LL JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT WITH MY PINKY FINGER

ANyway

ANYWAY

SO I WAS AT THE MALL EARLIER CAUSE MY MOM WAS HAVING DINNER WITH SOME COWORKERS THERE

AND SHE SAID MY SISTER AND I COULD WALK AROUND

OHHH BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE

FIRST MY SISTER DRAGGED ME INTO A TOY STORE AND SHE WAS YELLED AT FOR RIDING ON ONE OF THESE LITTLE BIKE SCOOTER THINGS

SO I BASICALLY PULLED HER OUTTA THERE ASAP

THEN WE STROLLED ON OVER TO FYE WHERE I FOUND AN UNDERTAKER POP FIGURE (from Black Butler)

SO OF COURSE I DECIDED THAT I WANTED THE GRELL ONE, AND I LITERALLY TORE UP THE ENTIRE SECTION OF ANIMATION POP FIGURES LOOKING FOR HIM

THEY DIDN'T HAVE IT, OH WELL

BUT THEN HOT TOPIC

hOt tOpIC

THIS DESERVES AN ENTIRE STORY TIME OF ITS OWN

ANYWAY, WE HAD BEEN IN THERE A LITTLE EARLIER WITH MY MOM

WE SPENT LIKE OVER TWENTY MINUTES THERE AND ALL THAT I ENDED UP BUYING WAS A PAIR OF BRENDON URIE EARBUDS

holy crud i'm in the library and the power just went out hELP

i've gotta be here for tHREE MORE HOURS

ANYWAY

wait nvm it came back on

SO MY SISTER AND I HAD BEEN WALKING AROUND THE MALL FOR ABOUT AN HOUR/ AND HOUR AND A HALF 

SO WE PRAYED TO GEESUS THAT THE PEOPLE IN THERE EARLIER WERE DONE AND WE WENT IN

WELL, IT WAS THE SAME EMPLOYEES AS BEFORE

EVEN WORSE, THEY RECOGNIZED US. 

FFS the power went out again jFC gET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER LIBRARY

OH RIGHT I WAS TELLING A STORY

SO ANYWAY THE PEOPLE RECOGNIZED US AND SAID "Oh welcome back, girls"

AND WE TRIED TO JUST SMILE AND PLAY IT OFF LIKE "oh ya we were just glancing in here again"

WE SPENT SO LONG IN THERE

THE CASHIERS JUST KEPT ASKING US IF WE FOUND EVERYTHING YET

AND THEN MY SISTER WAS CHECKING OUT SOME FIDGET CUBES FOR SOME REASON

AND I TOLD HER TO HURRY UP BECAUSE WE WERE ANNOYING THE EMPLOYEES

AND THE CASHIER LADY WAS LIKE, "yeah, you've been in here for an hour and fifteen minutes"

I STILL DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH

KNOWING ME, IT PROBABLY HAD BEEN THAT LONG

SO I SMILED AND GIGGLED AND I WAS ALL LIKE "oh sorry about that, hee hee hee'

THEN A FEW MINUTES LATER I FOUND A YURI ON ICE BLANKET AND I SPENT LIKE TEN MINUTES JUST WANDERING AROUND AND DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD GET IT

AND I ASKED MY SISTER( for like the 100th time), "No but really, Sodapops, do you think I should get it?"

library power update: still isn't on, and they said that if it doesn't come on in 5 minutes that they'll clear out the library um excuse me i need these volunteer hours

ANYWAY THE CASHIER LADY WAS WALKING BY AND SHE SAID, "ya, stop playing around you want it

So after like 8 more minutes I bought it. And the cashier was like, "fINALLY YOU'RE ACTUALLY BUYING SOMETHING"

And that's how I almost got kicked out of a Hot Topic.

Also they made us leave the library rip

Edit: I forgot to post this weeks ago and it is just so terrible that I need to so enjoy my bored rant