Oof it's been absolutely forever, how are ya wattpad?

Anyway before I hop into the tagerididdlydoo (save me) I just wanna let y'all know that MY COLLAB WITH thesovietonion IS UP AND PUBLISHED AGAIN AND THERES GONNA BE TWO CHAPTERS PUBLISHED A DAY FOR THE NEXT MONTH OR SO SO GO CHECK IT OUT ITS CALLED THE DOLL MAKER

okay now this crap that the afore mentioned person tagged me in

1. I refuse to label my sexuality bc it's all over the place so I just stick with making gay jokes and letting people figure the rest out

2. I'm gender fluid but I hate the coming out process where you make it like a big deal bc I hate being the center of attention so yeah surprise to any of my friends that care to read this I'm not just a girl

3. The only thing I don't hate about myself is my legs

4. I apparently have scoliosis? Idk I just found out. Either way I'm short as heck and I refuse to stop slouching in order to hide myself

5. Every time I find something I'm passionate about and start to do well, I become really self conscious about it and kinda abandon it

6. That's starting to happen with writing and I'm really scared because it's the only thing I'm kinda good at now since I abandoned all my other interests

7. I really want kids at some point but I don't want to do childbirth no matter who I marry cause every step in the process is ew

8. I have huge ass thumbs and as such I can't stop making typos and therefore despise writing on my phone.

9. It's been over two years and yet I'm still obsessed with Mettaton and I demand an explanation

10. I've been singing Hamilton all week and my family is starting to sing it too despite never having heard the songs but from me and I'm getting worried about my influence

Okay um here's a joke

My social life

That one always cracks up a crowd

And um here's a spoiler for The Doll Maker which you should really read:

There's only like two straight characters whoops

Okay so there's no way in hell I'm tagging 28 people so I'll just tag some neat buckareenos

RonaToresu

Anaveragepsycho

Starsco I will never stop trying to force you to be active and I'm not even sorry about it.

Okay yeah enjoy your day and also please add The Doll Maker to your library (what no of course I know how to be subtle)