You and Mettaton were in the lab when Toriel had come.
"Oh Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarling Queen Toriel. Why are you here?" He asked.

"Why do you ask? I S THERE SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT TELLING ME?! I'll make some pie." She said this all with a grin, that was actually pretty creepy.

You felt a chill go down your back. You turned around and Mettaton was giving you a massage. He leaned into you. He looked like he'd been waiting all his life for this- even though you had only known each other for like, four minutes.

As he leaned in for a kiss, suddenly Toriel called, "Pie's Ready!"

You fell down and Metty helped you up. His eyes turned from normal pink to hot pink to baby pink. You walked into the kitchen and Toriel started humming "Fallen Down". Mettaton shoved a pie in her face. His eyes turned black as he stomped out.

"hey, looks like a storm just left the building." That was Sans again.

In the distance you heard Mettaton scream, "WHYYYYYYY ARE THERE WHOOPIE CUSHIONS ON THE PATH!!!"

"ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, BROTHER?!" A screechy voice shouted.

"ready for what?"

"MY SPAGHETTI EATING COMPETITON!" Enter the cinnamon roll we all love and know as THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

By the end of the competition, Frisk and Alphys had really reaaaaaaaally bad headaches.

"I WIN!" Papyrus shouted.

Mettaton suddenly dashed back in and picked you up in his arms. He tossed you over his shoulder before he carried you to a church where you kissed and got married. Then you had children and celebrated a long life together, until you wanted to meet Gaster. You and Gaster became bestirs and spoke in Wingdings because you are too swag for the English language.

The End.

By: Lil' T