Nyds, is this another chapter with a title that is both a lyric from Heathers and only marginally applicable to the actual content of the chapter or the most likely over exaggerated story you are about to tell because your life is boring and you desperately want to validate your existence through the attention of strangers that care for neither you nor your stories/life and never will?

yOu kNoW IT!!!

But guys, guys, guys I am SO FREAKING EXCITED

IDK HOW MANY OF KNOW WHO MILES MCKENNA IS

PROBABLY KNOWN BETTER AS MILES CHRONICLES

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN GOOGLE HIM BECAUSE WATTPAD HASN'T BEEN LETTING ME ADD PICTURES LATELY

ANYWAY HE'S GOING ON TOUR AND MY MOM, BLESS HER SOUL, BOUGHT ME MEET AND GREET TICKETS FOR THE SHOW

IM JUST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGFJSIZKDHZOSJSOSG2OBFOrBZIDB3IxHSODHOS

I THOUGHT SHE WOULDN'T WANT TO BECAUSE HE'S TRANS BUT SHE WAS LITERALLY LIKE "AS LONG AS NO ONE STARTS MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF US, IM FINE"

I CANT LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THOROUGHLY EXCITED I AM

LIKE I MADE A COUNTDOWN ON MY DRY ERASE BOARD ON MY CLOSET DOOR

BUT IM ALSO KINDA NERVOUS BECAUSE IDK HOW MEET AND GREETS WORK AND ALSO IM A SHY AND AWKWARD LITTLE HUMAN BEAN AND THERES LIKE A 66.6% CHANCE THAT I'LL HAVE A PANIC ATTACK

OH WELL

IM STILL MOSTLY HAPPY ABOUT IT

Also apology to my cousin who is probably reading this because I have not shut up about how excited I am since like two days ago when my mom gave me the whole "I'll consider it" talk

So sorry for annoying you bro, and anyone else that was annoyed by reading this

Okay, I'm out

*Drops mic*

*Trips over mic wire*

*Face plants*

*Drags body out of the room*