Oml so the funniest thing happened in school today I swear if anyone ever says my life is not interesting I can now disprove them.

Also I changed my keyboard background.

I know I'm trash don't judge.

Anyway, before I get too sidetracked, on to the story.

WAIT A SEC.

LOOK AT THE TIME I TOOK THE PHOTO!

GOD SEVEN IS WITH US EVERYONE! SAEYOUNG IS WATCHING OVER US!
HALLELUJAH!

Oh right, I had a story to tell.

So anyway, at my school we have like an hour long lunch and the entire school has lunch at the same time. We can basically eat wherever we want in the building, so what my two closest friends and I do is eat in one of the gyms then wander around a bit.

Lets just call them G and A for the purposes of this story.

So, I was just walking around the building with G and A and I had a big bottle of mango Snapple that I was drinking. As we're walking around the halls, G sees her JROTC Sergeant and stops him to ask a question about a test that they were going to have.

-ahh its really windy rn and I'm about to freak out because wind literally terrifies me-

Okay, so G is talking to her Sergeant and A and I are just casually standing there silently, waiting for G to be done. So, because I wOml so the funniest thing happened in school today I swear if anyone ever says my life is not interesting I can now disprove them.

Also I changed my keyboard background.



I know I'm trash don't judge.

Anyway, before I get too sidetracked, on to the story.

WAIT A SEC.

LOOK AT THE TIME I TOOK THE PHOTO!

GOD SEVEN IS WITH US EVERYONE! SAEYOUNG IS WATCHING OVER US!
HALLELUJAH!

Oh right, I had a story to tell.

So anyway, at my school we have like an hour long lunch and the entire school has lunch at the same time. We can basically eat wherever we want in the building, so what my two closest friends and I do is eat in one of the gyms then wander around a bit.

Lets just call them G and A for the purposes of this story.

So, I was just walking around the building with G and A and I had a big bottle of mango Snapple that I was drinking. As we're walking around the halls, G sees her JROTC Sergeant and stops him to ask a question about a test that they were going to have.

-ahh its really windy rn and I'm about to freak out because wind literally terrifies me-

Okay, so G is talking to her Sergeant and A and I are just casually standing there silently, waiting for G to be done. I took a sip of my Snapple, then immediately took a large gulp.

The sip ended up going down the wrong way and I started choking and making obscene throat noises. Keep in mind, I still have a gulp in my mouth that I am unable to swallow because I am choking. G's Sergeant looked over her shoulder at the scene I was creating, and I was trying desperately to swallow.

Did I mention that we were in the middle of the hallway? 'Cause I'm sure that there was a ton of people getting a kick out of this, not to mention the cameras.

So, I attempt to gulp down all the Snapple again, but happen to choke at that exact moment.

Remember how I said it was mango Snapple? Well, orange, when diluted, looks a lot like light peach. Y'know what else is a peachy color? Puke.

I coughed out the gulp of Snapple and it sprayed EVERYWHERE. I tried to keep it in with my hands, but I couldn't catch it all. So, here I was, standing in the hallway behind G and her Sergeant, appearing to have just projectile vomited.

A and I immediately burst out laughing and tried to find an escape route. Thankfully, the girl's bathroom was right behind us.  S we run in and I start to clean myself up, and we are both legitimateOml so the funniest thing happened in school today I swear if anyone ever says my life is not interesting I can now disprove them.

Also I changed my keyboard background.



I know I'm trash don't judge.

Anyway, before I get too sidetracked, on to the story.

WAIT A SEC.

LOOK AT THE TIME I TOOK THE PHOTO!

GOD SEVEN IS WITH US EVERYONE! SAEYOUNG IS WATCHING OVER US!
HALLELUJAH!

Oh right, I had a story to tell.

So anyway, at my school we have like an hour long lunch and the entire school has lunch at the same time. We can basically eat wherever we want in the building, so what my two closest friends and I do is eat in one of the gyms then wander around a bit.

Lets just call them G and A for the purposes of this story.

So, I was just walking around the building with G and A and I had a big bottle of mango Snapple that I was drinking. As we're walking around the halls, G sees her JROTC Sergeant and stops him to ask a question about a test that they were going to have.

-ahh its really windy rn and I'm about to freak out because wind literally terrifies me-

Okay, so G is talking to her Sergeant and A and I are just casually standing there silently, waiting for G to be done. So, because I wOml so the funniest thing happened in school today I swear if anyone ever says my life is not interesting I can now disprove them.

Also I changed my keyboard background.



I know I'm trash don't judge.

Anyway, before I get too sidetracked, on to the story.

WAIT A SEC.

LOOK AT THE TIME I TOOK THE PHOTO!

GOD SEVEN IS WITH US EVERYONE! SAEYOUNG IS WATCHING OVER US!
HALLELUJAH!

Oh right, I had a story to tell.

So anyway, at my school we have like an hour long lunch and the entire school has lunch at the same time. We can basically eat wherever we want in the building, so what my two closest friends and I do is eat in one of the gyms then wander around a bit.

Lets just call them G and A for the purposes of this story.

So, I was just walking around the building with G and A and I had a big bottle of mango Snapple that I was drinking. As we're walking around the halls, G sees her JROTC Sergeant and stops him to ask a question about a test that they were going to have.

-ahh its really windy rn and I'm about to freak out because wind literally terrifies me-

Okay, so G is talking to her Sergeant and A and I are just casually standing there silently, waiting for G to be done. I took a sip of my Snapple, then immediately took a large gulp.

The sip ended up going down the wrong way and I started choking and making obscene throat noises. Keep in mind, I still have a gulp in my mouth that I am unable to swallow because I am choking. G's Sergeant looked over her shoulder at the scene I was creating, and I was trying desperately to swallow.

Did I mention that we were in the middle of the hallway? 'Cause I'm sure that there was a ton of people getting a kick out of this, not to mention the cameras.

So, I attempt to gulp down all the Snapple again, but happen to choke at that exact moment.

Remember how I said it was mango Snapple? Well, orange, when diluted, looks a lot like light peach. Y'know what else is a peachy color? Puke.

I coughed out the gulp of Snapple and it sprayed EVERYWHERE. I tried to keep it in with my hands, but I couldn't catch it all. So, here I was, standing in the hallway behind G and her Sergeant, appearing to have just projectile vomited.  Just then, G noticed something had happened.

A and I immediately burst out laughing and tried to find an escape route. Thankfully, the girl's bathroom was right behind us.  S we run in and I start to clean myself up, and we are both legitimately wheezing. The bathroom door has a window in it, and we can just see G's Sergeant just staring at us with huge eyes and a very confused expression.

It was the funniest thing in the world.

And there we have our ending.

Imma go wrestle with my self loathing now, see ya!